does my bum look big in this?

[Intrigue]

I do not play games with my dude. I ask, "Does this look okay?" and he correctly translates that to, "Does this look okay, or should I change? If I should change, what should I wear? I am not feeling like myself today, and I need to know for sure I look nice before I will be willing to leave. If you take too long to answer, I'm going to change my hair." He either walks around me and straightens my hems, and leads me to the door, or picks out a new outfit, brings me the correct bra for the new top, and gives me a spritz of perfume for luck and confidence. If it is a bad hair day, he will bring me a wig and a wig brush. Sometimes Miami and my hair do not get along. Anyway. If I ask those kinds of questions, he knows I'm being serious and want the right answer.

Oh my god. Last week, I got dressed, asked him how I looked, and he frowned and said, "All of those clothes are way too big. It looks like a circus is under there." So I changed. He was too busy to help me choose an outfit, because his family was coming to visit. My weight fluctuates a lot, so I always have clothes that are ill-fitting thrown in with clothes that are perfect. When I came back out, he frowned again, tugged at my sleeves, mushed in my boobs, and shook his head, saying, "Too small. Don't worry, you can wear that again in another 5-10 pounds. It's close." My bum never looks big in anything. My arms? My boobs? Oy. Dressing them is obnoxious.

This sounds like me and my bunny. She has the worst time trying to decide what to wear so we have a system. She picks out two or three outfits and I get the final go ahead. (Unless ofcourse its uncomfy) that helps her to move along and not take forever. Especially in the mornings when time is of the essence. And her weight fluctuates all the time too, so I've actually gotten quite accustomed to navigating the monster that is her closet heh. (And don't even get me started on the hair thing with her heh, Florida is hell for women that straighten their hair heh.)

 

[Intrigue]

i always find the porn.

So does my lady! But to be honest I wasn't very good at hiding it. Lol. Made me uncomfy for about 2 seconds before she said, "hey that's hot, wanna mess around?" worked for me heh. Honesty is always the best policy.

 

[dolfette]

So does my lady! But to be honest I wasn't very good at hiding it. Lol. Made me uncomfy for about 2 seconds before she said, "hey that's hot, wanna mess around?" worked for me heh. Honesty is always the best policy.

i like the self porn best.

 

[InsaneJester]

i like the self porn best.

I like anything that involves your ass

 

[dolfette]

I like anything that involves your ass

the ones with him in someone else's arse were hot too though.

 

[InsaneJester]

the ones with him in someone else's arse were hot too though.

i disagree

 

[LaFemme]

"ive been thinking"

i have will soon have to start an insane project like build a deck, or put in new tile on bathroom floor....and dont get me strted with window treatments

Oh yes....people scatter whenever I look thoughtful and say, "I have an idea...." lol

 

[EllieP]

I can drive him crazy with a one word question: Well?

He begins to look around, or look around me, up and down. Poor baby. I don't do it too often because then he'll quit playing the game!

 

[ManofThunder]

Women are evil - this thread proves it. :tongue:

 

[HappyBoi]

I can drive him crazy with a one word question: Well?

He begins to look around, or look around me, up and down. Poor baby. I don't do it too often because then he'll quit playing the game!

Haha, that one is pure genius! :biggrin1: With the others such as "Notice something new?" and so on, you still give away a clue..

..but with only "Well?" he has no idea if it's something new about you, something he has done that he should worry about, something you found out.. or if he forgot yet another anniversary of some sort.. haha, pure genius, and so SO evil! :tongue:

 

[HappyBoi]

Women are evil - this thread proves it. :tongue:

That's why you should try men..

 

[InsaneJester]

Women are evil - this thread proves it. :tongue:

lol :tongue:

 

[ManofThunder]

That's why you should try men..

You couldn't handle me, it takes a real woman - you'd be begging for mercy after only a few minutes. :wink: That's given you something to dream about. :tongue:

lol :tongue:

 

[HappyBoi]

You couldn't handle me, it takes a real woman - you'd be begging for mercy after only a few minutes. :wink: That's given you something to dream about. :tongue:

You are so evil..! You know that only.. increase my.. curiousity, you bastard! :tongue:

 

[ManofThunder]

You are so evil..! You know that only.. increase my.. curiousity, you bastard! :tongue:

I'm such a tease. Muahahaha!

 

[AlteredEgo]

This is love, AE. Hold onto him.

Thank you. I plan to!

"ive been thinking"

i have will soon have to start an insane project like build a deck, or put in new tile on bathroom floor....and dont get me strted with window treatments


'

Yeah. . . I sometimes get to thinking too. . .

This sounds like me and my bunny. She has the worst time trying to decide what to wear so we have a system. She picks out two or three outfits and I get the final go ahead. (Unless ofcourse its uncomfy) that helps her to move along and not take forever. Especially in the mornings when time is of the essence. And her weight fluctuates all the time too, so I've actually gotten quite accustomed to navigating the monster that is her closet heh. (And don't even get me started on the hair thing with her heh, Florida is hell for women that straighten their hair heh.)

The more I hear about you two the cuter I think you guys are!