Does oysters or shellfish make you horny?

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  1. RPM

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    Anyone here get hornier than usual upon eating oysters or clams?
     
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    Oysters certainly do, they also help increase the size of your ejaculate.

    Not sure about clams.
     
  3. Pecker

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    No, I've never desired to have sex with shellfish.
     
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    Nope.
     
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    Me neither because they are selfish and never reciprocate.
     
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    Raw and stewed oysters are an aphrodisiac for me and always turn me into a satyr:tongue: . I can fuck for hours soon after ingesting them and when I cum it is a veritable flood!:wink: I consider oysters my favorite food!:smile:
     
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    Oysters have a high zinc content, and zinc is essential for optimal male functions, so perhaps there is something to it. As for it being an aphrodisiac, most of those associations used to come from some resemblance of the food to what it was supposed to help. Perhaps the jizzy flavor and texture of raw oysters plus their zinc content contributed to the reputation.
     
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    Eating pussy makes me hornier than eating oysters. What's that smell ? lol
     
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    My dear Donkey9, you would fuck for hours if you lived on Chitos.:smile:
     
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    Crab Imperial gives me an erection. But I think it's just cuz I like it alot. :smile:
     
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    I blush much COLJohn!:redface:
     
  12. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    As well you should. For you to live with all that seafood available to you is like throwing gas on a fire.:wink:
     
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    Apparently if you eat our local oysters right now you'll get a serious stiffy. As in rigor mortis.

    It seems the water's been too warm for here and they're being described as possibly toxic and having a 'creamy' texture. How gross is that?
     
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    Very. Do you live near the Chesapeake Bay?
     
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    Oysters are an aphrodisiac and also I think...asparagus...although I could be wrong, I get names mixed up...it runs in the family.

    BTW, do oysters taste nice? I like cockles...sexy mofos.
     
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    No, Wonderboy, oysters are not asparagus.
     
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    Now you tell me :p
     
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    Sorry, I couldn't clam up with that pearl. I had to spear you.
     
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    You oyster shell that stuff...I bet in thyme you could make a mint, selling your pearls. I bet you'd need a spare (a) purse for all that cash!

    Or something...lol.
     
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    Oysters make some people horny. Others break out into uncontrollable punning. Stop eating oysters before it's too late, Wonderboy. It's too late for Pecker. He'd die if he had to withdraw from punning. You're still young enough to save...unless you already think mimes are erotic.