does the footlong exist?

ManlyBanisters

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You're new 'round here, aincha kid :wink:

I shall watch this thread with interest... but that's my best contribution seeing as I have no cock and even the largest clit known to man, and woman, snooz's whopping 11"er, can't play the 'footlong' game.

ION: for some reason I want a sub now :rolleyes:
 

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I went to high school with a dude, named Steve, who had a cock a little over 13 inches long. Almost 13 1/4. After soccer practice, while hitting the showers, several of us got together in the locker room and measured the damned thing!!
It was EEEE-NOR-MOUS!! We measured it soft at 11 inches and then he pumped it up and we measured it again at just a pussy hair under 13 1/4 inches.
During the course of the years in high school, I'd seen him whip it out for a measuring at least 8 times; at parties and stuff. Not only was it long but it had a pretty nice girth too. Measured that at about 7 1/2 inches, with the head flaring out a bit more.
The only saving grace was that the dude was ugly as sin and not a girl in high school would hook up with him, once she found out what he was packing.
 

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Is this guy talking subway. Or cocks , cuz this subjects be beat to death in this forum.
 

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I know for a fact that yes indeed it does exist. Now, how do I know this, you may be asking yourself. Well, I'll tell you-several years ago while watching an episode of the television program All In The Family, the guest star of the episode, Charles Durning, commented to Archie Bunker (portrayed by the late Carroll O'Connor) about enjoying a footlong. Then again, he was talking about a Hebrew National (or was it a Ball Park?) hot dog. Charles Durning being a known homosexual (at least in my lusting mind) knew these things. But, the point is, it was alleged to be a footlong. So yes, they do exist.
 

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As usual with this site there are far too many ANECDOTES and not enough EVIDENCE. The guy asked for proof beyond doubt. While I'm sure the stories of encounters with superhuman cocks are entertaining but hardly what he was after.

It seems to be damn near impossible to find a picture or video clip of a footlong (or bigger) cock where the claim is proven beyond doubt. I'm not talking about porn stars or others where their size is 'estimated' or grossly exaggerated...because we all know how poor people are at estimating the size of cocks.

Trevor's claims are dubious to say the least. Nobody with a genuinely 15" cock would have to resort to some of the camera trickery and distortion Trevor uses to show how big he is. It would be blindingly obvious!

The guy makes a serious request, so lets see if any of the wilder claimants step up to the bar.

cheers

Dillon
 

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I've got a foot.

Usually to be found in my mouth and firmly attached to my ankle.
 

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subs are the shit!!!! really who needs 12........ i'd cut off a few inches.. :confused: my girl can hardly take 8 x 6 i'd love to have 9 x 6.5 but 12 damn only fun to jack off with and whip out for eye popping fun
 
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both of my feet are a foot long. exactly 12 solid inches, heel to toe.
 

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Does anybody else here get alternate interpretations from those Subway "$5 Footlong" commercials, or is it just my twisted mind?... I'm hungry now.
 

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A foot long cock might look great. But how often will someone (male or female) be able to take them? I read an interview with a guy who had a thirteen or fourteen inch cock and he had zero sex life because nobody would let his cock near them. They figured he'd tear them to pieces.