"Does this make me look fat?"

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I used to have a lot of TV shows that I couldn't wait to see every week...

I miss Breaking bad and Sons of anarchy. Shoot, I even miss crazy ass Lost. And even tho Weeds went too far off the rails I miss Doug and Andy and Nancy's fine ass.

There's something to be said about a man who keeps his word..
 

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No its your fat butt that makes you look fat, how did the pants get involved in this? Leave the pants alone they are innocent in this!
I think this was from TV show called Dr Katz, always made me laugh.
 

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"Don't worry that just means more cushion for the pushion!" That's the answer I gave, got a laugh before she hugged the pillow and stuck it up a little higher for more attention.:laughing:
 

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I would appreciate an honest answer, and would not get upset with the truth. Sometimes its about the delivery... if you say, "fuck yes, you look like a cow"...might as well say goodbye forever. If you say, "I think the other dress looks better on you" then, she would most likely appreciate the honest suggestion and take the subtle hint.
 

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Ok, in the spirit of Ms Mexico’s comment.
I’m asking “how do I look in this?” and the underlying (and weird to speak) question is: do I look like a woman you will be proud to have on your arm?

If I ask, “does X look too big in this piece of clothing?” I am just getting a second opinion.
 
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It's honestly not a question I've ever asked anyone in my life. If I ever do, then kill me.

I also don't ask my partner's opinion on my clothing because I'm not sure he is the right person to ask about that kind of stuff. There are various reasons and I won't go into all of them, but one of them is that he can't bloody see. Getting glasses tomorrow! I'm looking forward to the glasses sex this weekend!
 

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Well I have a lot of curves and a belly, I personally have come to love my body and luckily for me my husband does too.
If I were to say to him "does this make me look fat" or "is my ass too fat for these yoga pants" he'd most likely reply "hell yeah" and give me a hard slap on my butt, grab me and tell me just how much he loves it!
No worries about fat here!
 

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Well I have a lot of curves and a belly, I personally have come to love my body and luckily for me my husband does too.
If I were to say to him "does this make me look fat" or "is my ass too fat for these yoga pants" he'd most likely reply "hell yeah" and give me a hard slap on my butt, grab me and tell me just how much he loves it!
No worries about fat here!

No one will be checking out the belly when they can see your boobs.
 

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I'm going thru 'How to get away with murder' withdrawal tho.

I can't fuck with Scandal because I don't know who's who or what the hells going on.
I love Scandal, and have often felt that Olivia Pope is so very similar to me.

My father was a successful bass player. He went all over the world. I look like his mother, which means I look like him, and my mother made sure he gave me his last name. So, in NY, when I showed up with a bass, and his name and face, mountains moved for me, even though I played classical, and he played jazz. I'm nowhere near as good as he was, and would have to go back to practicing eight hours a day for the rest of my life to catch up with him. To be clear, I was insanely good. He was just that much better. Then there's the favorite supper of popcorn and red wine. The love of swimming for catharsis and fitness, and the automatically assuming control of every situation, and the fact that in a relationship, I'm a flight risk. I have a fear of abandonment, and once that is triggered I'm long gone and hard to find. I love Scandal.
 
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It's honestly not a question I've ever asked anyone in my life. If I ever do, then kill me.

I also don't ask my partner's opinion on my clothing because I'm not sure he is the right person to ask about that kind of stuff. There are various reasons and I won't go into all of them, but one of them is that he can't bloody see. Getting glasses tomorrow! I'm looking forward to the glasses sex this weekend!

Glasses sex is awesome.
I remember when my ex and I got glasses on the same day, my prescription was years old, and he got his first pair... he's a visual guy, and he has a thing for women in glasses.
Oh my, oh my.
 
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It's honestly not a question I've ever asked anyone in my life. If I ever do, then kill me.

I also don't ask my partner's opinion on my clothing because I'm not sure he is the right person to ask about that kind of stuff. There are various reasons and I won't go into all of them, but one of them is that he can't bloody see. Getting glasses tomorrow! I'm looking forward to the glasses sex this weekend!
That's just not nice it's not that I can't see it's that I have no clue :-(