does this mouthy cunt ever shut up

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Wow, PR must have the hotline to god. To be able to predict that them homersexuals' deviant behavior will cause god to send down a punishing hurricane in Florida... well, I mean a hurricane in Florida is certainly a SIGN! Uh, if this walking and talking turd wants some "divine credibility," how 'bout he predict a hurricane in Colorado, or a volcanic eruption in Florida? Now, when one of those happens after he predicts it, maybe I will take more notice.

Speaking of Robertson and Falwell and Phelps and Reed and the rest of their little cadre, if they find homosexuality to be so horrid, why are they so fixated on it? It seems to consume their every waking thought. Makes about as much sense as saying "These dogshit sandwiches taste so awful, I have to eat a couple every day to remind me just how awful they really are."
 

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DC_DEEP said:
Wow, PR must have the hotline to god. To be able to predict that them homersexuals' deviant behavior will cause god to send down a punishing hurricane in Florida... well, I mean a hurricane in Florida is certainly a SIGN! Uh, if this walking and talking turd wants some "divine credibility," how 'bout he predict a hurricane in Colorado, or a volcanic eruption in Florida? Now, when one of those happens after he predicts it, maybe I will take more notice.

Speaking of Robertson and Falwell and Phelps and Reed and the rest of their little cadre, if they find homosexuality to be so horrid, why are they so fixated on it? It seems to consume their every waking thought. Makes about as much sense as saying "These dogshit sandwiches taste so awful, I have to eat a couple every day to remind me just how awful they really are."
No, I disagree. I think that all Pat Robertson (and his fellow cadre) needs is a really good anal logging by a well-endowed top with good fucking skills. Tape it and put in on LPSG.org to see in the Video Section. That would shut their pieholes. Just look at Pat Robertson and his ilk. Do they look like the poster children for CHIPPENDALES? Sounds like they are jealous (envious) and want (need) some homosexual loving and can't get any because they are married to some prudy prune who shags them in a missionary position once a month...or from the looks of it--a year. Just look at people like Dr. Laura Schlessinger (briefly--she's curdled the cream in my coffee so much, I get tired of eating Espresso Bean Cheesecake), Cameron Diaz she is not. You don't see her getting any hot sex (not that I look forward to seeing that). Have you ever noticed people who are religious fanatics are plainly repulsive sexually? I think that it is audacious of them to say something adverse about homosexuality and they never tried it. Or they have tried within their own repressed flock of divine angels. Invisibleman
 

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invisibleman said:
Have you ever noticed people who are religious fanatics are plainly repulsive sexually?
Invisibleman, you are just wrong on this one. How can you say that Jerry Falwell is repulsive? He's just dreamy!!! Oooh, I would do Jim or TammyFaye Baker in a heartbeat! Woohoo, Jimmy Braggart, uh, I mean Swaggart, is a HOTTIE! By the way, do you think Creflo A Dollar is hung? I bet he can fuck like a horse! And don't forget THE ORIGINAL, Anita Bryant. That sexy bitch probably has the most lickable snatch in the western hemisphere - and she made it possible for a whole generation of other bashers...
 

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Invisibleman, you are just wrong on this one. How can you say that Jerry Falwell is repulsive? He's just dreamy!!! Oooh, I would do Jim or TammyFaye Baker in a heartbeat! Woohoo, Jimmy Braggart, uh, I mean Swaggart, is a HOTTIE! By the way, do you think Creflo A Dollar is hung? I bet he can fuck like a horse! And don't forget THE ORIGINAL, Anita Bryant. That sexy bitch probably has the most lickable snatch in the western hemisphere - and she made it possible for a whole generation of other bashers...
Care for another cup of Espresso Bean Cheesecake? Hehehehehehe. Oh, you are making me pee (in Pat Robertson's mouth) with laughter. Did you see the Anita Bryant sex tape of her using a G-Spot vibrator and when she came she ejaculated Orange Juice? Condolezza with her team of scientists did a battery of tests on her (Bryant's) vaginal juices and found traces of TANG and... napalm? I believe Anita Bryant is the Patty Hearst for AlQaeda. Watch her sexy, seductive feminine wiles of that righteous tarty beyotch. Behind the sensuous vixen Bryant, lies a beheading scimitar. Off with both heads. Chop chop. Hehehehehehehe. Oh I am pissing (in the mouth of Pat Robertson) with laughter again. The incontinent comedian with an above average hard cock who uses his sexual super powers to ass fuck the Religious Right... Invisibleman. Oh, Stay away from Michael Savage though. He eats dead bum dicks from the dumpsters behind certain Restaurants he frequents in San Francisco. He says they taste like chicken. Hey, shit may taste like Gummy Bears and Pumpkin Pie--I ain't trying it. I say Bon Apetit, Mikey. (Boy, Pat Robertson reeks of my pee.)Hehehehehehe.
 

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and, uh, speaking of Dr Rice... with a name like "Condolezza" (pay careful attention to the spelling...) has anyone wondered why her nickname is "Condi" and not "Lezzy?"
 

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Hey, it's as valid a "theory" as any other! We should start requiring schools to teach it as a POSSIBILITY.
Great idea. Let's make an LPSG slate to run for school board!
 

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DC_DEEP said:
And don't forget THE ORIGINAL, Anita Bryant. That sexy bitch probably has the most lickable snatch in the western hemisphere
Tastes like fermented orange juice
 

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DC_DEEP said:
and, uh, speaking of Dr Rice... with a name like "Condolezza" (pay careful attention to the spelling...) has anyone wondered why her nickname is "Condi" and not "Lezzy?"
What kinda skeeza is a condoleeza?

(ripped off from amiri baraka)
 

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DC_DEEP said:
and, uh, speaking of Dr Rice... with a name like "Condolezza" (pay careful attention to the spelling...) has anyone wondered why her nickname is "Condi" and not "Lezzy?"
Not me, because a) that's not how it's spelled b) that's not how it's pronounced c) I'm probably the only person in the world that doesn't think she's gay (or asexual).
 

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Not me, because a) that's not how it's spelled b) that's not how it's pronounced c) I'm probably the only person in the world that doesn't think she's gay (or asexual).
It was my fault. Doctor D.
I misspelled her name. It is Condoleeza instead of Condolezza. I don't think that she is lesbian or asexual either. She would be even more dangerous if Dr. Rice had a booty like that girl in your avatar. I think President Bush would be taking a lot of vacations on Booty Island.

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Dr. Dilznick said:
Not me, because a) that's not how it's spelled b) that's not how it's pronounced c) I'm probably the only person in the world that doesn't think she's gay (or asexual).

a) Hence, that's why I had the parenthetical in the first part (do a Google search, and see how many hits you get on the mis-spelling)
b) Pronunciation deserves a little poetic license in this case
c) It was a joke; I have no interest at all in Condi's sexual leanings or proclivities.
 

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I didn't care about her sexual orientation either. This thread is a healthy way of dealing with our frustrations at extremists. Humor. I have so much fun here at LPSG. This is all fun for me.
 

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invisibleman said:
I didn't care about her sexual orientation either. This thread is a healthy way of dealing with our frustrations at extremists. Humor. I have so much fun here at LPSG. This is all fun for me.
I knew there was a reason I just loves you, invisibleman!!! Oh, shit, why did I say that? Now Pat Robertson is gonna make it rain frogs...
 

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:D LOL! Invisibleman, buddy, I needed that laugh! What a visual...
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Thanks for the nice comments. I must inform you : Actually, it was later discovered Bryant's ejaculative fluid consisted of TANG and napalm by Dr. Condi Rice and her group of chemists. Bryant is the Patty Hearst for AlQaeda. Dr. Laura was later found using the same G-spot vibrator (shown in the bloopers and blunders DVD that came with the Behind The Scenes (or Screams--eeeeWWWW) of the Bryant sex tape). Except when Dr. Laura came, she farted and shat on herself. In the background you see Bryant (pissing in the mouth of Pat Robertson) with laughter at Dr. Laura saying to her, "Laura, you funny. Hehehehe. The G-Spot vibrator goes in your pussy not your ass.Hehehehehe. You crack me up. You're making me piss (in my baby's daddy's mouth (Pat Robertson) )with laughter. Hehehehehehe!"
 

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I knew there was a reason I just loves you, invisibleman!!! Oh, shit, why did I say that? Now Pat Robertson is gonna make it rain frogs...
DC
Don't worry.

I can handle love.
I can handle rejection.
I just can't handle big cocked dudes
Who don't wanna use protection.
You say Old Rob's gonna have
frogs falling from the sky
Well they all bounce off my big dick
and punch him the eye.
And then they each turn him over and assfuck him dry.
Why should Old Rob get logged anally with my magic spell?
It would make LPSG laugh and Robbie gives us holy hell.
All because we enjoy having a big dick
He blames us for the world being sick.
A God-sent revenge? Would be for Him
to log assfuck Robertson
with His oh so divine, large and in charge,
big ass splitting, Heaven-sent prick.
Amen
 

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Condoleezza. This is the correct spelling of Dr. Rice's first name. Had this been Wheel Of Fortune, I would've lost one buying vowels to put in her name. Invisibleman.
 

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DoubleMeatWhopper said:
Are you sure? Most articles I've read spell it Condoleeza, with only one 'z'. Spelling is one of the pitfalls of made-up names.

No, it's two 'z's'. And, despite popular belief, I don't think she is a lesbian "or asexual", for that matter.
 

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DoubleMeatWhopper said:
Are you sure? Most articles I've read spell it Condoleeza, with only one 'z'.
I find that hard to believe. Magazine, journal, or newspaper articles almost always use the correct spelling: "Condoleezza."

DoubleMeatWhopper said:
Spelling is one of the pitfalls of made-up names.
All names were "made-up" at some point, Hyacinth.