I got bored watching that.
A good hard fisting usually does the trick for me, and doesn't involve some annoying prick talking for 30mins lol
I lol'd.
It seems having a girl comfortable with actually squirting helps too. I had a girl do it unexpectedly due to an angle that was just right (her - ass on the edge of the couch, me on my knees on the floor in front of couch).
Being a guy, I of course handled it cooly with a "Holy Shit! Can you do that again?!"
She was a bit less enthusiastic, wouldn't do it again until she realized it wasn't anything to freak out about, etc., etc.
Either way, my prick never spoke a word either, annoying or otherwise.