Does touching your own dick make you gay?

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  1. Snakebyte

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    Damn! I can't believe there are such senseless threads. It's some kind of funny, but then again pretty sad, that guys ask if it makes them gay when they shoot their load on their own face or whatever (just an example).

    So technically, yes it does make you gay since you are of the same sex as yourself. :rolleyes: (speaking of the example)
    That again means you're even gay when you masturbate. :biggrin1:

    Guys, ffs get over the fucking terms of gay or straight. It doesn't matter what someone may think of the actions you're doing at home. It's just not their business.

    Seriously there's only gay sex between two male or female human beings and straight sex between a man and a woman. Everything you do on your own is neither straight nor gay.


    P.S.:

    please don't take this too serious. :cool:
     
  2. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    No... it's true. Touching your own dick makes you gay. I thought that this was common knowledge.
     
  3. At.your.cervix

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    I'm not sure if my touching my own dick makes me gay, but it sure makes me happy.
     
  4. D_Jared Padalicki

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    But, I have two hands, both of male gender! So it is gay when they touch my dick? :rolleyes:
     
  5. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    It means you'll be doing something besides playing on this insane sight.

     
  6. Snakebyte

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    That's considered to be a classic gay menage à trois.
     
  7. D_Rawkesbye Deadheade

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    What the hell kinda question is that? lol

    And besides... does it really matter as long as you're happy?
     
  8. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Damn! I knew it, I thought I would be judged for that :rolleyes:
     
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    Yes, touching your own dick makes you gay. So all of you guys out there, you're gay. Sorry. And you want me to blo you. Yup, that means you, Mr.Big Swingin' Formerly Straight Dick! Drop 'em. You're gonna do it with me. You know you want it.
     
  10. D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter

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    Dude, I heard some where that just having a cock makes you gay...
     
  11. D_Rawkesbye Deadheade

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    Damn... that's why saying I'm straight feels a bit off. :wink:
     
  12. justmeincal

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    Pieter, now that you know this, you will have to change your percentages.:redface:
     
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    It makes you gayer than Christmas.

    Sorry, bud.
     
  14. D_Jared Padalicki

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    Never! They stay SOLID :tongue:
     
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    Hmmm, i suppose then gay males with man-breasts are technically bi!
     
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    A night with me and it would be more than your percentages staying solid! :tongue:
     
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    You know that when a man has man-breasts they are more feminine because of the oestrogen stored in the breasts, so less man, but more female :rolleyes: Just letting you know
     
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    Oh, the love swelling through me...
     
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    No silly, bi's don't exist at all :rolleyes:
     
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