Does touching your own dick make you gay?

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Duh, I thought it was apparent that touching yourself makes you gay.. I mean obviously you're enjoying a body of the same sex... that also goes for shooting on yourself anywhere(face, hand, stomach, chest, etc).. and watching anything but lesbian porn if you're a guy, or gay porn if you're a girl.

No silly, bi's don't exist at all :rolleyes:
And as for bi people... well, they're just about as real as unicorns, don'tchaknow?

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As absurd as this is, doesn't anyone wonder where this kind of thinking actually originated?

If it were to originate with homophobes, one would wonder how a homophobe urinates.

If it were to originate with those of an insanely religious viewpoint, one would wonder how they urinate or even more important how they would reproduce because literally everything is a sin.

This kind of thinking must originate from some old myth or "wives tale" somewhere, but how it would get to the point that any individual could have enough belief in it to actually ask this in a public forum such as this makes me wonder at times?

Strange?
 

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Ionno I disagree with my hands being male. They seem to not have a vagina either, so technically they're neutral right? So if I touch myself with both hands... 1 penis and 2 neutrals kinda makes it more neutral? So in essence I'm... a ken with a bump right?
 

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Ionno I disagree with my hands being male. They seem to not have a vagina either, so technically they're neutral right? So if I touch myself with both hands... 1 penis and 2 neutrals kinda makes it more neutral? So in essence I'm... a ken with a bump right?

You being male, makes your hands(by extension) male hands.

Sooorrrryyyy, no cigar.

Still gay. lol