Does touching your own dick make you gay?

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Yes. Touching your dick with your own hands does make you gay. However, letting go again reverts you back to full heterosexuality.

Come on guys! It's not too difficult to understand is it???
 

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This certainly one of the most ridiculous questions ever asked at lpsg.
Honestly!
C.B.:saevil:
Let's rephrase that. This certainly SHOULD BE one of the most ridiculous questions ever asked at lpsg. :wink:

Unfortunately there are few out there that think this is a valid question. There was a time when some religious zealots believed that urination was also a sin. But if people only did it twice a day or so God would forgive.

Of course those same religious people believed that all sexual activity was a sin, but God would forgive the sexual acts that resulted in a pregnancy.

Where oh where do people come up with such nonsense?!?

WE know for certain that it didn't come from Cigarbabe!!!:biggrin1:
 

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This certainly one of the most ridiculous questions ever asked at lpsg.
Honestly!
C.B.:saevil:

Actually that was my very intention. To make clear "does this or does that make me gay" questions are total nonsense :biggrin1:


@the guy with neutral hands
lucky you, remember your hands being female. that would make you a hermaphrodite i guess. :tongue:
 

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If a straight man touches his dick with only his hands, then he is just 1% gay. But if his dick touches other parts too (e.g. - face, belly, thigh, elbow, legs, feet, etc... ) then his gay percentage goes up.

If you ever wondered why some people are 30% gay, well, now you know.
 

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What about doctors? I bet they touch a lot of dicks.

But we're always gloved and tho I'm into muscle worship, another guy's cock doesn't really excite me unless he's uncut and has a PA....then I have to concentrate on the business at hand (no pun intended).
 

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But, I have two hands, both of male gender! So it is gay when they touch my dick? :rolleyes:
Next time you are applauding something, you'd better make sure nobody sees you. Because, of course, clapping is gay. Your male hands are properly going at it; SMACK SMACK SMACK, OH YEAH!! SMACK SMACK.

You're so gay, man. Get over it!
 

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If a straight man touches his dick with only his hands, then he is just 1% gay. But if his dick touches other parts too (e.g. - face, belly, thigh, elbow, legs, feet, etc... ) then his gay percentage goes up.
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This makes perhaps less sense than any post I have ever read. And that's saying something.
 

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Next time you are applauding something, you'd better make sure nobody sees you. Because, of course, clapping is gay. Your male hands are properly going at it; SMACK SMACK SMACK, OH YEAH!! SMACK SMACK.

You're so gay, man. Get over it!

Clapping with one hand is masturbation?