Does touching your own dick make you gay?

[DaveyR]

so it's true gays like pink? does that mean everybody who likes pink is gay? that would be 90% of the women.

It just has to be true

 

[D_Bob_Crotchitch]

No but starting a thread on this means you are DAFT!

 

[B_Hung Jon]

I don't think touching your own dick makes you gay, but I think if you like looking at your dick that's pretty gay.

 

[nubian]

No but starting a thread on this means you are DAFT!

What he said.

 

[Wish-4-8]

Does the five second rule apply?

Maybe, so I found a loop hole. If you jerk it for 4 seconds and let go, you are still straight.

Innoventions will make you find a way to switch hands to keep the rhythm going. Just do not pass 5 seconds. I mean, you dont want to turn gay, right? But you still want to have fun?

We all know that masturbation is the devil's handshake. So, we may go to hell, BUT AT LEAST WE ARE NOT GAY!!! :tongue:

 

[jeepboi87]

yes

 

[Snakebyte]

What he said.

some people never heard of irony i guess.

 

[goodone13]

havent read through the whole thread but what about sucking ur own dick, if u can? is that gay?

 

[ActionBuddy]

havent read through the whole thread but what about sucking ur own dick, if u can? is that gay?

Who cares?... If it feels good... do it!

 

[SilverTrain]

havent read through the whole thread but what about sucking ur own dick, if u can? is that gay?

It totally makes you gay, dude. I wouldn't do it, even if I could.*











* This is a lie. So is the first sentence.

 

[deleted213967]

Reading the title of this thread makes you gay, even if you don't penetrate the thread.

 

[SilverTrain]

Reading the title of this thread makes you gay, even if you don't penetrate the thread.

Ah, yeah, true.

I remember how bummed I was when I found out that even an inadvertent glance at a penis makes one gay.

 

[SilverTrain]

Just a question...

Guys hold their dicks to piss, does that mean they're not only gay, but have a pissing fetish too?

Ssshhhh

 

[B_veedubb]

But I wear surgical gloves when I wash and pee.
Oh sheesh! They're pink!