Does your dick have a name?

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  1. cornettoconcrema

    cornettoconcrema New Member

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    Who has a named penis? How did it happen?

    I was walking around in a sleazy sex club with my meat hanging out of my jockstrap when a guy kneeling just at cock level said "Man you sure are packing Major meat!" Well It has been called Major ever since. cornetto
     
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    My dick is called Tartufo. Way back when, I wen't to an Italian restaurant with my gf. At the end of a delightful meal I intended ordering Tarfuto desert (choc covered ice-cream) but got tongue tied and out came Tartufo. She laughed and laughed and asked: "What - is that the name of your package?? I'll have one after dinner." Occasionally she sprinkled it with choc spread and licked it clean for me. Oh boy, what an after dinner treat that became.
     
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    Loads of names bestowed on it by ladies I have known

    Black Beauty
    Dark Destroyer
    Mr Stiffy

    Etc
     
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    Bud.

    Cuz I've always refused to measure him (I find that a bit odd - strange, even) so my lady put him alongside a bottle of Budweiser and then went and measured the bottle.

    Crafty, or what?

    He's been Bud ever since and has gotten used to it.
     
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    Hehe mine is called: THE GENERAL... and not only all my gfs and flings know it, even my friends know it... (he started out in boot camp and was promoted accordingly and gradually all the way to his actual rank :p)
     
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    I call mine dick.
     
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    Rehash of a few other posts, but, I usually hear it called.. "OW!!!"
     
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    My wife calls mine Mr. Bill.

    For those of you who are old enough to have watched Saturday Night Live in the 70's you might remember a character called "Mr. Bill"... the phase on the show was "Oh no... Mr. Bill."

    My girlfriend at the time, who is now my wife of almost 30 years, used to tease me every time I got a huge erection (which in those days was quite often). She would form her sexy red lips in a red circle like the characher on T.V. and use the phrase from the show "oh no... Mr. Bill!"

    It might not sound sexy now, but at the time I was sure to shoot a big load whenever she put those lips around my dick.

    :)
     
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    drippy because when i get good head i precum so much they think i've already come since i'm uncut and it drips from my foreskin
     
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    Too much information:biggrin1:
     
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    Henry, because i like when the girls scream out in passion "OHHHHHH HENRY"
     
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    "Thomas the Tank Engine"

    No real story behind it, just that my girlfriend asked me if I had a name and I just spontaneously came up with that...We laughed about it and it stuck, we now mainly just call it "Thomas" for short
     
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    His name is the General. He is like me, damands satisfaction, and when you address us you must be at full attention.
     
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    Big____ like the clock. trying to be a bit anonymous here. I'm sure you guys/gals get it.
     
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    I have never named it but some lady friends have in the past have. My favorite was Fred.
     
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    Mine doesn't have a name, but my partner's does. His is called "John Thomas" because a big dick should have a big name.
     
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