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Does your Father-in-law know how huge a weiner you have?

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Having been delighted, by the renderings left from Grant's thread: http://www.lpsg.org/164520-does-your-mother-law-know.html

I began to wonder, if the same would happen in the world of the daddy-in-law and does he know and how did he find out. Does he feel inadequate to his wife after seeing yours?

Has he seen your penis, either soft, hard or only in a semi hard state? Has he commented? Did he then suggest you go after his wife? {only asked because in the mother-in-law thread, there seems to be a tendency for some to go and do her as well as the wife and her sisters}

Did the father-in-law make a move of the sexual sort on you? Did he suggest you do his gay son or maybe his lesbian daughter to make her straight? Is the dad-in-law concerned that you're too big and may be hurting his little girl?

Come on tell us your father-in-law story.
 

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Sounds funny I always thought it would be weird to be naked next to your soon to be farther I law. Do people do that. I don't know why but I think it would be weird if you were naked with her brother or something but I would still do it
 

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I went out in a golf foursome with my brother his fatherinlaw and another buddy..out on the back nine we had plenty of beers in us and headed to the bushes to take a piss..my brother sd watch this..he whipped it out in full view of is wife dads..just let him watch..funny..his father in law is kind of chubby little guy so probably not much of a weiner..but he knows now whats is little girlis getting
 

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my FIL passed away some yrs ago, but I think he knew I was satisfying his dghtr. he & mil came over unannounced one Sunday in the spring, windows open, knocked on the door, right as his daughter reached her orgasm and yelped a little. they left, and came back later.
I know my mother in law knows I am hung, I overheard her asking her daughter about 2 days before the marriage if her daughter knew or thought I had the right equipment. they were down in the basement, and I could hear thru the vents. my soon to be wife, told her don't worry, he's got a big dick, real thick, gave me my first orgasm, any many more since, almost everytime we screw I climax. mil said, something like, "really everytime? thick? he's so skinny, you wouldn't think thick? wife said, "mom, it's this big around and this long.' I assume she was using her hands to illustrate, "oh, my!" mil said. after that they moved in the basement, and then came upstairs 5 minutes later. I noticed my mil trying to check me out. later that afternoon, fil & mil had a hushed discussion in the garage, my fil hang out. so I think he knew.
 

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Had a mate staying in Finland with his girlfriend and her family - as is the custom saunas are single sex, so he had to sauna with her dad, brother and any other guys around. He was scared of the thought, but it was quite clear that he had to be naked - of course after a few minutes it was fine, though he did develop a crush on one of her, well hung, cousins.
 
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Sounds like you are watching too many on those porn vids where the father of the bride has sex with the brides hubby......

Not sure how/why people even think of these things. Guess if I had a big dick I would know.
 

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my FIL passed a few yrs ago, but I know he heard his daughter a couple of times when I was pile driving her. once was before we were married and the other was after. I think he knew his dghtr had married a stallion. she wanted one and got one.

my mother in law asked her daughter about my equipment 2 days before the wedding. they were in the basement and I could hear thru the heating ducts. from the discussion, my wife approximated my size to her mom using her hands, I heard, "oh my! that big around??? he's so skinny tho!! oh my!" and then later, MIL had a hush-hush talk with the FIL garage, and near the end I could hear him say, "that's not the only reason she is marrying him is it?"

and I know after our second son was born, my MIL asked her dghtr if everything was okay in the bedroom, "sometime things aren't the same after kids". I don't know if they were trying to get rid of me or not. anyway, my wife assured her mom that I was still "pushing her buttons". in fact, the wife went on a crazed, horny, passion mood, and I got laid a lot. I mean this gal was horny in her 20's, but early 30's after 2 kids was crazy great. she cock worshipped me, and couldn't wait til I got home from work,so we could screw.
 
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I dont know about my FIL but it is possible. He passed a few years ago so who knows for sure. I know that my MIL knows, because my told me that right before we got married she and her mom had had a conversation about sex and what not and my wife had mentioned that I was huge. Apparently her mom said "well, alot of guys claim to be huge but you never know..." but my wife cut her off and said "no mom, we've had sex, and trust me, hes huge." this all comes second hand from my wife years after it happened. Now, I also have two brothers in law, brothers of my wife, i know that they know im big. We were having a bachelor party for my one BIL and we had two strippers there. One of them had just finished letting me clean whip cream off her pussy and clit, and making her cum in the process, when she reached down my boxers to give a quick jerk and grabbed my flacid cock. her eyes went wide and she said "jesus thats a fat fucking dick!" i laughed and told her she should see it hard. she whispered in my ear that she would like to later, before they left. bother my BILs and the rest of the guys were all there when she made that comment too, so they know im packin. One guy who was there had actually fucked my wife before I met her, but from what she says, hes rather small. I have caught him looking at my crotch several times since then and he has brought up that comment by the stripper several times. And yes, I did get to show it to the stripper hard later on, and got a really nice hands and blow job from her. Good times.
 
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I'd say this was unlike you but I don't know you quite well enough to be sure.

O, good god.
It's not like I asked if the father-in-law has a huge penis and would you do him {which could be asked of both men and women here} or does it make you feel inadequate or super proud {which I am sure has been asked a hundred times already here}.


If you check the link in my opening post you'll see where the idea came from.
 

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If i was married i would love her father to know how big of a penis she was taking. Hell, id even go out of my way to show him in some incognito way.
 

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I think it'd be a way to (no pun) stick it to him. My brother is married and he hates his father in law and does everything possible to piss him off
 

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I stayed the weekend at my GF's folks house. After the weekend my GF got a call from her dad saying that he found several Magnum condom wrappers. Very embarrassing.
 

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Yeah, I told him right away! :eek: Super-important information for my father-in-law to know my dick is bigger than his!
 

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Oh sure he does. When I asked for his daughter's hand in marriage, I said hey FIL, if you let me marry her...(unzip) this si what I'll be pounding her with, he then said, well then, of course. Serious who talks about dick size with FIL?
 

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Oh sure he does. When I asked for his daughter's hand in marriage, I said hey FIL, if you let me marry her...(unzip) this si what I'll be pounding her with, he then said, well then, of course. Serious who talks about dick size with FIL?
Probably the same ones who wank every sleeping man they meet, the ones who screw every female member of the family {see the thread link in the opening post}. In other words, next to nobody; but, the matter wasn't talking about it as much as if he knew, had he seen it at some time and then when and how etc.
 
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It wouldn't be that weird he is not going to look at it it is normal to shower and be naked why should it be different if it is your father in law. You might make him jealous though
 

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Having been delighted, by the renderings left from Grant's thread~~~
I began to wonder, if the same would happen in the world of the daddy-in-law and does he know and how did he find out. Does he feel inadequate to his wife after seeing yours?

Has he seen your penis, either soft, hard or only in a semi hard state? Has he commented? Did he then suggest you go after his wife? {only asked because in the mother-in-law thread, there seems to be a tendency for some to go and do her as well as the wife and her sisters}

Did the father-in-law make a move of the sexual sort on you? Did he suggest you do his gay son or maybe his lesbian daughter to make her straight? Is the dad-in-law concerned that you're too big and may be hurting his little girl?

Come on tell us your father-in-law story.
It has been in my mind since making this thread that i also wonder now about how the son-in-law feels if he sees the penis of his wife's father and it's bigger than his own. Does he then feel inadequate and that he is doing damage to the family by brining his own smaller penis int the genetic heredity?

Come on don't be shy or ashamed, tell us also if you have a smaller weiner than your father-in-law.
 

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That would suck especially if you hated your new brother in law and he was so much bigger. That guys nephews are going to be bigger to
 

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My girl's dad has seen my cock.... I trained him at the gym a few times... He never said anythin, but I saw him have a few sneaky looks... He's got nothin to be ashamed of, but I'm way bigger ;)
 

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My former father in law knew my size. He had been my coach in little league, was a scout leader untiil I left the scouts at 14. We were in a small town and I married his daughter and she and me had children. One of them joined the scouts and he was there again as a leader with a son from his second marriage. There were more scouting trips, now with both of as scout leaders and strip downs to change for pool swimming and other activities. I saw what he has and he probably saw what I have, never said anything either of us.
 

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When we lived in the same town as my F-I-L we use to work out at the gym together. After working out our routine was to take a shower, sauna, and whirlpool. He saw me naked several times a week. He once asked me about shaving my cock smooth, LOL.

A couple of years ago he traveled to visit us in our place in KL. He went with my brother and me to the Men's spa that we belong to. When we went for a massage the three of us were put into a common room. My F-I-L's masseuse finish his massage first and proceeded to give him a hand job. My brother's, and then my masseuse soon followed stroking our cocks. As my girl was stroking my big cock I noticed my F-I-L watching mine or my brother's cock. Soon the girls were naked, oiled down, and giving us "full body massages".

After my full body massage, my girl was licking my hard cock clean, and I looked over and saw him watching my girl working my cock. His girl was straddling his thighs and said to my F-I-L that his friends have huge cocks. He responded "yea they sure do'. She went on tell him that she liked his huge cock head. And he had one. His cock was about average, but his head looked like it was twice as thick as this shaft. With that comment my F-I-L pull his girl down on top of him and started to screw her right in front of my brother and I. The three of us spent the next hour fucking the three women. We even trade off girls my F-I-L DP girls with both my brother and I.

We never said anything about the incident outside of the spa. For the rest of that trip my brother said that my F-I-L frequently swung with him and his wife. My brother tells me that since then he and his wife gets together with my F-I-L couple times a year for some hot sex.
 

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Well we can figure out how mature the OP is just by the fact that he keeps calling it a "weiner". I've honestly never heard any man call it that and no boys older than like 10. This place is getting out of control.
 

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Did this really happen. You father in law let you cheat on his daughter
 

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Did this really happen. You father in law let you cheat on his daughter

Yes. It is not like we were newlyweds at the time. When this happened my wife and I had been married for over 20 years. My F-I-L had known that my wife and I were swingers for at least 10 years. It's not like he did not know that we fucked other people.

From your line of thought not only did I cheat on his daughter in front of him, but he cheated on my wife's mother in front of me. Nobody was thinking anything like this at the time. This was a very spontaneous event. The sexual energy was thick and I think we all got carried away.
 

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My Father In Law saw me naked many times and I did him also. We worked together and took showers after work. We were similar in size although I never saw him erect nor he me. Nothing sexual at all. Just two men showering after work