In all my years of sex and debauchery (and there has been a lot of debauchery and quite a few years + a teeensie weensie bit of sex along the way) I've only ever met one girl who shocked the pants off of me by wanking herself before I'd even fully disrobed, even.
Flat on her back, on the bed, legs akimbo and going for it.
We enjoyed a great sex life which would sometimes consist purely of me wanking between her legs while she wanked herself to orgasm.
She also would insist, on occasion, that I stood over her with each of my feet either side of her waist and just wanked until I spurted all over her - all the time while she was wanking herself to orgasm (easy life - lol).
I married her.
AND she's a well posh bird, in line for the throne and detailed in both Debrette's & Burkes Peerage, as are our kids - and even me (tho it points out I'm only by marriage - not blood, the toffey-nosed twats).
Flat on her back, on the bed, legs akimbo and going for it.
We enjoyed a great sex life which would sometimes consist purely of me wanking between her legs while she wanked herself to orgasm.
She also would insist, on occasion, that I stood over her with each of my feet either side of her waist and just wanked until I spurted all over her - all the time while she was wanking herself to orgasm (easy life - lol).
I married her.
AND she's a well posh bird, in line for the throne and detailed in both Debrette's & Burkes Peerage, as are our kids - and even me (tho it points out I'm only by marriage - not blood, the toffey-nosed twats).
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