Does Your Penis Have A Name.

[Canbe]

Did you ever give your penis a name. If so, do tell.

If not, try to give it a name right now.

 

[HorseHung40's]

I have not given him a name, but my tennis swimming buddies call him "Thor". In the past, dates have referred to him with different names: The Big Boy, Appollo, The Magic Wand, The Love Stick, The Battering Ram, The Money Maker,

 

[RobertHunter30]

Mine has always been Mr. Happy - that started in high school -

 

[spaj8987]

Thelonious Q, Alwaysmadatmebecausemysexlifesucksrightnow jr.

 

[Canbe]

Jon Hamm calls him Hammaconda

12: 38 mark

 

[Mike hung]

I've never given it a name myself but one of my exes used to refer to my dick as mr punch,
Also back in my college days some mate's of mine used to refer to me as the cunt buster due to my size

 

[ripsrips]

Nope

 

[VoyeurEx]

My PENIS has a 1st name it's A S O C R...

 

[halcyondays]

I've never named mine but one girlfriend called him Frankenstein!

I discovered she told her friends when they started calling me the same.

 

[BigAl9]

Years ago someone named mine Alex short for Alexander the Great because of the size.

 

[939845]

Haven’t named mine but one of my exes used to call it the solider because it was always on stand-by ready for action. I was in my teens and naturally very easily got turned on. She used to tease me quite a lot and randomly reach for my crotch to see if mr soldier was up. Odd gal but good fun.

 

[Hatt_101]

 

[steel33]

Brian Fantana

"It's called the Ocagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater."

 

[palakaorion]

Little Palaka

 

[someperson]

mine is "thick unit"

 

[Gusgilman]

Charlie. I was sexually enlightened and trained by a lady who was bred, born and raised in ancient type almost harem se ting to please men

She has formed a relationship with "Charlie" that is almost separate from ours.

She has been known to take ol Charlie around the world whilecnotcspeaking to me

He's nice--- is m not mad at him!

'Charlie' is rough translation of her trigger word that makes me err him erect and ready

Her on phone panning a visit with ol friend " oh I insist--- Charlie is just what you need"

 

[deleted4500261]

I never named it but a female friend who saw it calls it “The Log”. Bit of an exageration but I do like it. Ha!

 

[sdbg]

I named him "Junior". I went on the California DMV website and tried to get special plates JUNIOR on the vintage black and yellow plates, but someone already had it.

 

[WilliamG]

Wife calls him "Ting! Ting!" (we love Joe Koy). Years back a girlfriend called him "Fred". She always asked if Fred wanted to play...