Does your wedding ring get in the way

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by love2trybig1, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. love2trybig1

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    I was looking at this one woman who had a large diamond part her wedding ring. Got me thinking does that get in the way if or when you are masterbating your husband, :biggrin1::biggrin1::eek::confused:
     
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    I would imagine that it would, but I dono girls have weird ways of getting around those things lol.
     
  3. Pecker

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    Not if she's right handed.
     
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    She is, and...


    oops. sorry, wrong thread.
     
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    Might be uncomfortable for a prostate massage but it's on the back of the hand so I can't see the problem with a hand job.

    Looking for a reason not to spring for a stone?
     
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    Of course it does!!!

    Men all know that once the ring is on the finger, the blowjobs stop.:rolleyes:
     
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    Ah, the definitive answer.
    Well done Jeff.

    How does that work for gay marriage, I wonder?
     
  8. jeff black

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    Oh you know the Gays, Gillette...

    Give them a ring and they marvel how shiny it is.:biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:






    *I am SO JOKING... *
     
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    Aside from Jeff's brilliant answer, it is I think worth saying that she needs to take a ring like that off if she is going to be using her hands ... presumably for many of us she will need two ...

    I can tell you from experience that a deep scratch to your shaft however lovingly administered will bring things to a very quick halt.
     
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    Hmmm, I thought that was raccoons and magpies? :tongue:
     
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    My apoligies to your husband. I offer a response.

    If your wife attempts to follow my thoughts... kindly inform her that her wedding ring can slide off her finger. Thus, no more problems.:rolleyes:
     
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    Somewhat off the subject, but if I see a ring, I head the other way (on a guy I mean.) Deal with your own issues elsewhere, thank you.
     
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    Kotchanski, if you keep talking like that, you will steal me away from Madame Z. Evil women. Stop taunting me. I'm gay, I tells ya, I'm GAY!
     
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