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An old tired looking dog wandered into a man's backyard. The man examined the dog's tags and deduced he had a good home, based on his full belly..
The dog followed the man into his house, went down the hall and jumped on his couch , got comfy and fell asleep . After an hour, the dog got up and went to the door and the man let him out, tail wagging.
The next day, the dog returned, scratching at the man's door.
The man opened the dog and the old fella came in, went back down the hall to couch ,made himself comfy and fell asleep again, only to wake up an hour later to be let out by the man, tail wagging.
This went on for a week, and the man got curious, so the next time the dog left, he pinned a not to his collar that read, "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house now for a week."
That following day, the dog returns with another note pinned on his collar that read, "He lives in a house with four children; he's trying to catch up on his sleep; Can I come with him tomorrow??"
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The dog followed the man into his house, went down the hall and jumped on his couch , got comfy and fell asleep . After an hour, the dog got up and went to the door and the man let him out, tail wagging.
The next day, the dog returned, scratching at the man's door.
The man opened the dog and the old fella came in, went back down the hall to couch ,made himself comfy and fell asleep again, only to wake up an hour later to be let out by the man, tail wagging.
This went on for a week, and the man got curious, so the next time the dog left, he pinned a not to his collar that read, "Your dog has been taking a nap at my house now for a week."
That following day, the dog returns with another note pinned on his collar that read, "He lives in a house with four children; he's trying to catch up on his sleep; Can I come with him tomorrow??"
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