Yep, that's tweets, not treats. Seems those with absolutely NO lives can get a gizmo that allows doggie dear to send (random) tweets, depending on his activity. Not "no mean feat", I might add. My dog's been writing most of this s**t for years now. I can imagine what real tweets from my pooch would be like: "Diggin up yet another hole in ye old yard. Ha. Let 'em try and find where I've put the dirt." "Ahhhh... this looks like a good place to crap." "Danged birds. Getaway from my food will ya!?" "UH oh. He's got that going to the vet expression. HIDE!" What's that? thunder?? LET ME IN!!"