Dog Tweets

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Yep, that's tweets, not treats. Seems those with absolutely NO lives can get a gizmo that allows doggie dear to send (random) tweets, depending on his activity. Not "no mean feat", I might add. My dog's been writing most of this s**t for years now.

I can imagine what real tweets from my pooch would be like:

"Diggin up yet another hole in ye old yard. Ha. Let 'em try and find where I've put the dirt."

"Ahhhh... this looks like a good place to crap."

"Danged birds. Getaway from my food will ya!?"

"UH oh. He's got that going to the vet expression. HIDE!"

What's that? thunder?? LET ME IN!!"
 
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