Dog Tweets

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by b.c., Oct 4, 2010.

  1. b.c.

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    Yep, that's tweets, not treats. Seems those with absolutely NO lives can get a gizmo that allows doggie dear to send (random) tweets, depending on his activity. Not "no mean feat", I might add. My dog's been writing most of this s**t for years now.

    I can imagine what real tweets from my pooch would be like:

    "Diggin up yet another hole in ye old yard. Ha. Let 'em try and find where I've put the dirt."

    "Ahhhh... this looks like a good place to crap."

    "Danged birds. Getaway from my food will ya!?"

    "UH oh. He's got that going to the vet expression. HIDE!"

    What's that? thunder?? LET ME IN!!"
     
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    "I'm feeling horny, must find a human leg ............ or the poodle next door"
     
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