Doggy Style

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  1. D_N Flay Table

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    3 dogs are at the vet, a chocolate lab, a black lab and a yellow lab. The chocolate lab asks the black lab why he is there. The black lab says he is a digger. I dug up all my master's flowers now I'm getting my balls cut off.
    The chocolate lab asks the yellow lab why he is there. He says he is a pisser. I piss everywhere, I pissed on my master's new couch now I'm getting my balls cut off.
    The other 2 labs ask the chocolate lab why he is there. He says he is a humper. I was humping the cat when I saw my master bent over naked in the bathroom and I ran over and humped the shit out of her!!!!!!


    When asked if he was going to get his balls cut off too, he replied "Nope, I just here to get my nails clipped."
     
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    I almost didn't see the punchline - funny!
     
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    :lmao: :lmao:
    once I got over my initial disappointment that it wasn't a thread about my favourite position, it was a funny joke!:tongue:
     
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    who says it isn't ;)
     
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    oohhh c'mon baby light my fire..........:tongue:
     
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    Thats awesome!
     
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