3 dogs are at the vet, a chocolate lab, a black lab and a yellow lab. The chocolate lab asks the black lab why he is there. The black lab says he is a digger. I dug up all my master's flowers now I'm getting my balls cut off.
The chocolate lab asks the yellow lab why he is there. He says he is a pisser. I piss everywhere, I pissed on my master's new couch now I'm getting my balls cut off.
The other 2 labs ask the chocolate lab why he is there. He says he is a humper. I was humping the cat when I saw my master bent over naked in the bathroom and I ran over and humped the shit out of her!!!!!!
When asked if he was going to get his balls cut off too, he replied "Nope, I just here to get my nails clipped."
The chocolate lab asks the yellow lab why he is there. He says he is a pisser. I piss everywhere, I pissed on my master's new couch now I'm getting my balls cut off.
The other 2 labs ask the chocolate lab why he is there. He says he is a humper. I was humping the cat when I saw my master bent over naked in the bathroom and I ran over and humped the shit out of her!!!!!!
When asked if he was going to get his balls cut off too, he replied "Nope, I just here to get my nails clipped."