Doing Halloween as Bruce Lee(roy)...Freeball?

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Shaolin: I'm currently working out so that I can look good in the yellow Bruce Lee tracksuit(provided I can find it) for Halloween. The problem is that I don't know whether or not I should go commando or not. I freeball about 80 percent of the time, but I'll be moving around alot and I'm worried about how a 5-6 in. softie and a 8+ boner would look in tight, stretchy yellow material. Last year, the ladies were dressed in next to nothing, and it was quite arousing. I don't want to weird people out, but then again I might get some positive feedback. Whaddaya think?

 

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nudpreston: ;D Shaolin: You should definely Freeball if that's who you are! And besides, I don't think that anyone will be "weirded-out"... more like Jealous and Curious will be the looks you will get!

You've got it... now flaunt it!!!!

 

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Shaolin: Thanks. I just hope people don't think I'm going as Uma Thurman. Wataaah!

 

[Pecker]

If you'll just go out as Richard Simmons, folks will be too busy screaming and running away to complain about your bulge.

Pecker

(Yes, officer, he had long, curly hair, wore a tank top and he sounded like a manic Joan Rivers!)

 

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Shaolin: [quote author=Pecker link=board=clothing;num=1065558958;start=0#3 date=10/09/03 at 13:08:39]If you'll just go out as Richard Simmons, folks will be too busy screaming and running away to complain about your bulge.

Pecker

(Yes, officer, he had long, curly hair, wore a tank top and he sounded like a manic Joan Rivers!)[/quote]


Yeah, but then I'd have to gain weight for the part. He's really chubby for a fitness guru. :-/

Anyways, I'm not doing the yellow suit anymore. I'm going for the "Enter the Dragon" black pants and scars.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You might be amazed to know this, but Bruce Lee had a side pouch where he kept his fighting weapons on that outfit.

 

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Charles88: definitely freeball it

 

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Shaolin: [quote author=MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK link=board=clothing;num=1065558958;start=0#5 date=10/16/03 at 07:03:59]You might be amazed to know this, but  Bruce Lee had a side pouch where he kept his fighting weapons on that outfit. [/quote]

Which one, the yellow, or black?

 

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ThighSlapper: The only right thing would be to freeball it and let 'em all see the giantness you possess.
Only then will you attain enlightenment, Padiwan.

 

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47boreas: I think that you should freeball, because I suppose that it is unaffected to you. Your behaviour must be natural in every case IMHO. I am never freeballing so I could not be natural if freeballing.

Black dress is hiding your bulge, so yellow would show it better.

 

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Shaolin: Wattaaaah!

 

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Shaolin: Well black may conceal, but silk sure as hell doesn't. Went to go get my paycheck earlier, walked down some stairs, and could see everything flip-floppong around.

 

[Pecker]

Methinks Bruce Lee is doing round-kicks in his grave, screaming in agony.

 

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ish789: *Shudders* Bruce Lee costume would not be good in my neighbourhood. I live in a *cough club cough* Country club i mean err yeah....

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I think if you check online for halloween costumes, you'll find one inparticular,[email JohnsonSmith.com. They have all kinds of comstumes and accesories. i haven't ordered from 'em in awhile,but they should still have catalogs.