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Okay by "gardener" I mean anyone you've hired to work on your house, etc.
A while ago (won't say when) I observed two lads redoing the neighbor's roof. Both were young strapping lads of 20 or so. Both were full of themselves and were bounding for days across the neighbor's roof shirtless. I suspect they knew full-well I was watching because it became painfully obvious that one of them was posing more than once.
Easily I "spanked the monkey" four times watching them.
Fast forward two weeks when one of them showed up at my door to ask "do you want a quote on your roof"?? Hmmmmmmm. "yes" said I. Honestly the roof needed redoing. Really it did.
The boys were here for a over two weeks stripping the roof and reconditioning it and readying it for the new shingles. I fed them iced tea and tons of praise as I watched them work daily. As the job started to come to and end "Dan" (the more aggressive of the two) told me he suspected that my boyfriend and I were a "couple". I told him were we. (How brilliant of him )
Then he went on to say "I've always wondered about trying it with a guy".
Well fuck me!! My heart went pitter pat and I was speechless.
Two days later he came by to present me with the final bill.
Now I ask you; did the fellow leave with my integrity intact?:33:
Please feel free to respond and recount your own simliar tale.:biggrin1:
A while ago (won't say when) I observed two lads redoing the neighbor's roof. Both were young strapping lads of 20 or so. Both were full of themselves and were bounding for days across the neighbor's roof shirtless. I suspect they knew full-well I was watching because it became painfully obvious that one of them was posing more than once.
Easily I "spanked the monkey" four times watching them.
Fast forward two weeks when one of them showed up at my door to ask "do you want a quote on your roof"?? Hmmmmmmm. "yes" said I. Honestly the roof needed redoing. Really it did.
The boys were here for a over two weeks stripping the roof and reconditioning it and readying it for the new shingles. I fed them iced tea and tons of praise as I watched them work daily. As the job started to come to and end "Dan" (the more aggressive of the two) told me he suspected that my boyfriend and I were a "couple". I told him were we. (How brilliant of him )
Then he went on to say "I've always wondered about trying it with a guy".
Well fuck me!! My heart went pitter pat and I was speechless.
Two days later he came by to present me with the final bill.
Now I ask you; did the fellow leave with my integrity intact?:33:
Please feel free to respond and recount your own simliar tale.:biggrin1: