Dolfette

Discussion in 'Women's Issues' started by B_Mademoiselle Rouge, Aug 23, 2009.

  1. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    Don't worry about me, im just "on the rag"

    Funny how we are always ragging, like 24/7. Doesn't even matter that i don't have periods. Your strong opinion means that you are bleeding from your uterus. Dontcha know?

    We need to be sent to the "special ladies tent" on the reservation until we are done with our mooncycle and cleansed from all evil.

    :biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:

    The truth be known, this is really hard news to take since finding out i have a huge vagina. But how else am i suppose to birth menstrual clots the size of boulders? Only you and Patchos understand my plight.
     
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  2. dolfette

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    i'm with you!
    when i was on depo i was foolishly thinking that my year long lack of periods meant i wasn't having periods.
    but, silly me, i was on the rag every time i told an idiot they were an idiot!

    because us women only get pissed off if we're bleeding, fat or ugly. well known fact.
     
  3. B_Dustydo

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    Sweet Mother Of God!
    I get so darn horny when I'm "due" but it also brings out my "Bitch" to the point where most men would rather stick their dicks in a bear trap than have sex with me.
    Sexual fustration does nothing to improve my temperment.
    And so the vicious circle continues.
     
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    You guys let morons on an internet website get you wayyy too angry. They win.
     
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    Actually Morons on the internet post crap in women's forums and need to be set straight.
    I see it as a positive outlet for my menstrual angst.

    Of course, it is only for the greater good that I sacrifice myself to this sort of degree.
     
  6. dolfette

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    you think she's angry?
    she's laughing at them. this is a joke at their expence.
    they get so freaked out by the idea of women standing up for themselves that they have to explain it away with hormones.
    and she's laughing her arse off!
     
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    This is my dual proposal to MM and Dolfette... Will You BOTH Marry Me???! :redface::tongue:
     
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    My vagina also hurts.
     
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    Perfect timing, I'm due to start bleeding in the next few days. It's much lighter since I'm on the pill but I still need to use supers.

    I am always 'on the rag' angry unless I have a big cock stuck up my vag.
     
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    Listen, missy...you get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie.
     
  11. B_Mademoiselle Rouge

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    I'll have you know....i make a mean pie. Barefoot in the kitchen and everything. Barefoot and pregnant- not my thing. But barefoot in the kitchen is my specialty.
     
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    I like to bang womangs.
     
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    Angst is not a woman's issue.
     
  14. Patchos

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    One day you might even get to. :smile:

    Come back to chat, I miss you. I still want to do that thing to you.
     
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    Maybe if all you ladies collected it for a few months, we could have enough to clot-board some of "members".
     
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    No problem that can be cured:wink:
     
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    Apparently I'm uptight because I told someone to fuck off. Stupid PMS.
     
  18. dolfette

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    i thought fuck off was a term of affection.
     
  19. Daisy

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    You forgot "hysteria", another affliction of women. Strong opinion can easily be attributed to "hysteria"
     
  20. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Uh, all I know is I'm gonna keep my distance and my yap shut, cause past experience has taught me that further instigating a woman whilst she's having her monthly visit over is akin to walking into a pirhanna pool with a porkchop and expect to get out in one piece.
     
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