Donald trump is a closeted self-hating gay man?

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"Box" is sometimes used as a slang term for . . .

Oh, never mind.

I know the slang, and I know the myth, I just don't see how it all ties together in this case to make some kind of huge gaffe. It just comes across as a big stretch.

Like if I said "Slang" rhymes with "Lang" so clearly you're picking on Lesbians.
 

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"Grabbing pussy" doesn't even sound like something a straight man would say. It kind of reminds me of the incredibly closeted Tobias Fünke (Arrested Development) talking about the "clatter" of his wife's breasts while they make love.
It's not something a "man" would say at all. A teenage boy, maybe. No actual man, whether straight, gay, closeted, or whatever, says that kind of shit.

"Grabbing pussy" is how punks talk.
 
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It's not something a "man" would say at all. A teenage boy, maybe. No actual man, whether straight, gay, closeted, or whatever, says that kind of shit.

"Grabbing pussy" is how punks talk.
Guys... I'm just going to come out and say it.

I live in the South and it was very common in the South for gay men to be heavily "in the closet" to the point where they get married and have children. That was still going on in the '80s and '90s and still is somewhat going on today although the amount of "out" gays has increased tenfold.

So, I've known a lot of these guys over the years (some of them are visible members of the community and I didn't have to get to know them) and they all have ONE glaring characteristic...

They ALL only think that stereotypical "beauty queen" looking women are the ONLY attractive women. EVERY single man that I've ever met that thought all women were "dogs" unless they were drop dead gorgeous was a CLOSETED HOMOSEXUAL.

Women come in all sorts of shapes and sizes... they all have a sexuality that cannot be denied if you are 100% straight. Voluptuous, Rubenesque, zaftig, athletic, powerful, lean, straight-as-a-board, chubby, fat, BBW... they are ALL sexy 'cause I am fucking straight. In fact I like REAL women... not some plastic'd up cosmetically enhanced, make-up like a transvestite, fancy schmancy clothed, ladened with tons of jewelry - facacta hot mess. Bring me the cellulite, saggy tits, stretch marks, fat asses, fat hips... she can be fat or showing too many ribs... I don't give a shit because I LOVE WOMEN!!

Trump displays all of the hallmarks of a "self-hating gay man" IMHO.

Discuss.
It's not completely far-fetched but what closeted gay man would step out in his mother's wigs?
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