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Hello everyone! I've visited here some time back but just now joined. I'm like most of you here, only much more twisted and focused on (what used to be) my penis and balls. Being born well-hung has it's downside, in that we tend to be so aware of our penis assets that we're overly focused to the exclusion of so many other things in life. Oh well... Everyone needs some kind of hobby - and who's to say a big penis can't be a legitimate hobby?
I've spent my whole life so in love with my penis, which has been named Elmo, that I decided to not let him or his balls go to waste when I die. So, I've legally donated Elmo and his testicles-scrotum to a museum. Yup. And the plan is to have Elmo surgically harvested while I'm still alive so I can have the satisfaction of knowing it's been done, and seeing him and his fat balls on public display in the penis museum.
And you all thought YOU were exhibitionists!
I've spent my whole life so in love with my penis, which has been named Elmo, that I decided to not let him or his balls go to waste when I die. So, I've legally donated Elmo and his testicles-scrotum to a museum. Yup. And the plan is to have Elmo surgically harvested while I'm still alive so I can have the satisfaction of knowing it's been done, and seeing him and his fat balls on public display in the penis museum.
And you all thought YOU were exhibitionists!