Dong Bang !

[novice_btm]

No, it's not exactly what you think. :tongue:

So, I decided to try acupunture, and as the tall (maybe 6'4" - 6'5"), good-looking Dr. is standing over me, explaining the whole procedure, something catches my eye (OK, fine, I admit it, I'm a perv to notice this, but STILL...). I see the box of needles in his hand, and I notice the brand... "Dong Bang - insertion needles". I'm NOT kidding (apparently, it means something different in Korean. Anyone?). When I hear him use the word "penetration" in the sentence, I almost lose it. C'mon! DONG BANG, INSERTION, PENETRATION... :biggrin1: It was kind of cute when I made this huge guy blush by bringing it all to his attention. "Um, do you realize that you're talking about "penetration" while holding onto a box of Dong Bang 'insertion' needles, while I'm laying here with a medical diagram of a guy's perineum staring me in the face?" (There were those generic medical life-like pictures all over the wall, mapping out the different "points" on the body, and what they effected, and the one right next to my head was of a head-on view, as if the guy was in stirrups, of a guy's butt, perineum, and two big balls.)

 

[dong20]

No, it's soooooo NOT what you think. :tongue:

Really?....

 

[novice_btm]

Really?....

Well, not yet anyway, but I'm working on him. :wink:

 

[dong20]

Well, not yet anyway, but I'm working on him. :wink:

Nice hat.:wink:

 

[novice_btm]

Nice hat.:wink:

Thanks. Nice "ball".

 

[madame_zora]

And here I thought you were starting a gang bang on Dong20! I guess I put on my fancy hat for nothing...

 

[dong20]

And here I thought you were starting a gang bang on Dong20! I guess I put on my fancy hat for nothing...

You have a fancy gang bag hat?:wink:

 

[madame_zora]

You have a fancy gang bag hat?:wink:

Clearly, doesn't everyone?

 

[dong20]

Clearly, doesn't everyone?

Err, yes of course :biggrin1:....reaches for yellow pages

 

[Matthew]

Bang a Dong, Get it on!

 

[dreamer20]

No, it's not exactly what you think. :tongue:...

C'mon! DONG BANG, INSERTION, PENETRATION... :biggrin1:

Drat and Doubledrat! I thought there was going to be some hardcore dong action in here. Oh well. This will just have to do.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jwt/scruffs_hardcore.html

 

[novice_btm]

... I guess I put on my fancy hat for nothing...

But you look smashing, and that's all that matters, so I'd hardly say, "for nothing." :wink:

 

[dong20]

But you look smashing, and that's all that matters, so I'd hardly say, "for nothing." :wink:

BTM, is that your gang bang hat in your Avi or is it a hat for all occaisions?:smile:

 

[dong20]

Drat and Doubledrat! I thought there was going to be some hardcore dong action in here. Oh well. This will just have to do.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jwt/scruffs_hardcore.html

Where I go, there is always action.

 

[madame_zora]

Where I go, there is always action.

See, any hat is good for a gang-bang hat- the weirder the better.

*throws Dong20 a pirate hat with a big red plume, douses him in baby oil and throws him on the Twister mat*

Jump on, kiddies.

 

[jeff black]

See, any hat is good for a gang-bang hat- the weirder the better.

*throws Dong20 a pirate hat with a big red plume, douses him in baby oil and throws him on the Twister mat*

Jump on, kiddies.

Is that why novice is so popular?:tongue:

 

[novice_btm]

BTM, is that your gang bang hat in your Avi or is it a hat for all occaisions?:smile:

It actually IS my gang-bang hat, but I DO wear it to all occasions, just in case one breaks out, so that I'm not caught unprepared. :wink:

Is that why novice is so popular?:tongue:

No, I'm only popular because YOU always *bump* all my threads. :biggrin1:

 

[D_alex8]

It actually IS my gang-bang hat, but I DO wear it to all occasions, just in case one breaks out, so that I'm not caught unprepared. :wink:

Is there a large stash of condoms and lube secreted under it?

 

[novice_btm]

Is there a large stash of condoms and lube secreted under it?

Shhh! I TOLD you that was supposed to be a SECRET!!!

 

[D_alex8]

Shhh! I TOLD you that was supposed to be a SECRET!!!

I thought it was time to mention it. People were beginning to suspect you had a Herman Munster-type head to be able to get the hat to balance as high up as it does in your avatar. :saevilw: :biggrin1: