Dong Bang !

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  1. novice_btm

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    No, it's not exactly what you think. :tongue:

    So, I decided to try acupunture, and as the tall (maybe 6'4" - 6'5"), good-looking Dr. is standing over me, explaining the whole procedure, something catches my eye (OK, fine, I admit it, I'm a perv to notice this, but STILL...). I see the box of needles in his hand, and I notice the brand... "Dong Bang - insertion needles". I'm NOT kidding (apparently, it means something different in Korean. Anyone?). When I hear him use the word "penetration" in the sentence, I almost lose it. C'mon! DONG BANG, INSERTION, PENETRATION... :biggrin1: It was kind of cute when I made this huge guy blush by bringing it all to his attention. "Um, do you realize that you're talking about "penetration" while holding onto a box of Dong Bang 'insertion' needles, while I'm laying here with a medical diagram of a guy's perineum staring me in the face?" (There were those generic medical life-like pictures all over the wall, mapping out the different "points" on the body, and what they effected, and the one right next to my head was of a head-on view, as if the guy was in stirrups, of a guy's butt, perineum, and two big balls.)
     
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    Really?....:mad:
     
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    Well, not yet anyway, but I'm working on him. :wink:
     
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    Nice hat.:wink:
     
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    Thanks. Nice "ball".
     
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    And here I thought you were starting a gang bang on Dong20! I guess I put on my fancy hat for nothing...
     
  7. dong20

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    You have a fancy gang bag hat?:wink:
     
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    Clearly, doesn't everyone?
     
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    Err, yes of course :biggrin1:....reaches for yellow pages
     
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    Bang a Dong, Get it on!
     
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    Drat and Doubledrat! I thought there was going to be some hardcore dong action in here. Oh well. This will just have to do.:rolleyes:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jwt/scruffs_hardcore.html
     
  12. novice_btm

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    But you look smashing, and that's all that matters, so I'd hardly say, "for nothing." :wink:
     
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    BTM, is that your gang bang hat in your Avi or is it a hat for all occaisions?:smile:
     
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    See, any hat is good for a gang-bang hat- the weirder the better.

    *throws Dong20 a pirate hat with a big red plume, douses him in baby oil and throws him on the Twister mat*

    Jump on, kiddies.
     
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    Is that why novice is so popular?:tongue:
     
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    It actually IS my gang-bang hat, but I DO wear it to all occasions, just in case one breaks out, so that I'm not caught unprepared. :wink:


    No, I'm only popular because YOU always *bump* all my threads. :biggrin1:
     
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    Is there a large stash of condoms and lube secreted under it? :rolleyes:
     
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    Shhh! I TOLD you that was supposed to be a SECRET!!!
     
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    I thought it was time to mention it. People were beginning to suspect you had a Herman Munster-type head to be able to get the hat to balance as high up as it does in your avatar. :saevilw: :rolleyes: :biggrin1:
     
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