Dongalong & Andro Man - A myth?

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  1. Wrey

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    Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your peer review my seminal work. I and my panel of learned scientists have been working for minutes on the question of the actual existence of Dongalong and Andro Man. Allow me to present my team.

    Dr. Dopey holds the esteemed Chair of Duh at Frontalobeless University

    Dr. Sneezy is a leader in the field of sneezoligy.

    Dr. Grumpy is a chemist at Crackso Schidt Spline.

    Dr. Doc, well, his name speaks for itself.

    Dr. Bashful has been working in the field of group anxiety disorder.

    Dr. Sleepy is the leading authority on narcolepsy.

    Dr. Happy, well he’s there to keep all the other doctors working smoothly together.

    Doctors, thank you for attending.

    Now, to the subject at hand. In the long and arduous minutes that the team and I have been working on the question of the existence of Dongalong and Andro Man we have honed our proofs down to three important points.

    Point 1

    No one has actually met these individuals. And those who say that they have met these individuals have no way to prove that they have. Thus, due to the lack of demonstrable proof of their existence, they, in fact, do not exist.

    Point 2

    The internet is a large and strange place which is not completely understood. Because not all phenomena within the internet can be understood, it cannot actually be said that the threads posted by these individuals are not in fact glitches within the system. Although the chances are quite remote that such glitches could result in actual phrases of Standard English, it cannot be said that the chances are zero. Thus, because these threads could be glitches, and the chance exists that they are, then they are.

    Point 3

    We just don’t like what these individuals have to say concerning virology and we would rather believe something else, no matter how far fetched.

    We thank you all for you time and are ready to take your questions.

    Yes, you in the red hat, you have a question?
     
  2. B_Hung Muscle

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    I have a question:

    when can we mess around, Wrey?
     
  3. Wrey

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    Just let me talk the B/F into some group action, babe. You know I'm down. :wink:
     
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    Ditto to what Hung said...
     
  5. Calboner

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    I have a question for the learned gentlemen:

    :wtf2:

    Perhaps you can furnish a reference to a previous thread that might enlighten me. Thank you for your time.

    Oh, by the way, did Snow White get it on with you guys all at once, or only one at a time?
     
  6. Wrey

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    We get a couple of more hotties in on the action and I'll call Chi Chi La Rue and tell her to bring her cameras.:biggrin1:
     
  7. Wrey

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    We discovered early in the game that Snow White had a bit of a cocaine problem and was detrimental to the work vibe. She is currently in rehab and we wish her only the best.

    The threads, which we believe to be in fact internet glitches due to their inane and retarded messages, refer to the idea that HIV does not cause AIDS.

    To give you a bit of back story on why we decided to tackle the question presented in my seminal work we simply found it difficult to believe that actual cogitative individuals could have written these posts. Thus our premise was that these people could not truly exist. The rest is explained in our paper.

    Next question…
     
  8. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    They are different peeps.
    Andro Man has an IQ of 91.
    Dongalong has an IQ of 117.
     
  9. dudepiston

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    I have not a question, but a comment.

    Do me.
     
  10. Calboner

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    Oh, THOSE threads! Okay, now I get it. (I did not pay them much attention and did not remember the names of the original posters.)

    Okay, I have another question, now: What do you think of the hypothesis that the posts in question were caused by monkeys randomly banging keys on a computer keyboard?
     
  11. Wrey

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    Funny you should ask! That very statement was the original title to our paper! It was proposed by Dr. Dopey, but was eventually changed by consensus of the group. Dr. Grumpy felt the title was to glib.
     
  12. dongalong

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    Actually it is 161,

    Not a myth - a legend!!!:cool: Someone is conspiring to see my willy and start a smear campaign :tongue:
     
  13. Wrey

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    Notice the amazing capacity for an internet glitch to approximate human cogitation.

    Truly fascinating.
     
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    I knew you had it in you, dongalong.:cool:
     
  15. deepwader

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    Dongalong, you may exist but there is no evidence that your PENIS exists. With that avatar I think you are in more danger of a smear test than a smear campaign.
     
  16. JustAsking

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    I challenge anyone to refute the claims of the Wrey Discovery Institute, that the postings of Andro Man and Dongalong are actually random artifacts of the Internet network, and not actual intelligent agents.

    My proof in support of this is irrefutable and iron-clad. It goes as follows:

    1) Anyone who thinks this is a bogus argument is clearly close-minded and refuses to think for themselves.

    2) They laughed at Thomas Edison.

    3) The holders of the conventional wisdom have an agenda of protecting their careers or they are on the take.

    4) There are good popular books in the bookstores about this right next to The Davinci Code.

    5) There are some neat videos about it too with really dramatic music.

    6) Real scientists are fools.

    7) Darwinists have an atheist agenda. Some might even be gay.

    8) Darwinism is responsible for Naziism.

    9) Al Gore eats a lot and flies on jets that consume fossil fuel.

    10) If man evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

    QED
     
  17. dongalong

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    I see!!! Someone allowed the reptilian illuminati globalists into LPSG!!!

    Where's David Icke when you need him!!!!
     
  18. Quite Irate

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    I've a question for Dr. Sneezy: How do you feel your area of expertise contributes to this research project?
     
  19. Wrey

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    In answer to your question, we felt that having as many different areas of expertise as possible outside of the field of internet phenomena would help us to focus on the phenomena.

    We felt that those who are actually experts in the field of internet phenomena itself are too close to the subject to be truly objective


    Thank You,
    Dr. Sneezy
     
  20. JustAsking

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    This is correct. I too, know so little about the subject, that only I can be objective.
     
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