Ladies and gentlemen, I present for your peer review my seminal work. I and my panel of learned scientists have been working for minutes on the question of the actual existence of Dongalong and Andro Man. Allow me to present my team. Dr. Dopey holds the esteemed Chair of Duh at Frontalobeless University Dr. Sneezy is a leader in the field of sneezoligy. Dr. Grumpy is a chemist at Crackso Schidt Spline. Dr. Doc, well, his name speaks for itself. Dr. Bashful has been working in the field of group anxiety disorder. Dr. Sleepy is the leading authority on narcolepsy. Dr. Happy, well hes there to keep all the other doctors working smoothly together. Doctors, thank you for attending. Now, to the subject at hand. In the long and arduous minutes that the team and I have been working on the question of the existence of Dongalong and Andro Man we have honed our proofs down to three important points. Point 1 No one has actually met these individuals. And those who say that they have met these individuals have no way to prove that they have. Thus, due to the lack of demonstrable proof of their existence, they, in fact, do not exist. Point 2 The internet is a large and strange place which is not completely understood. Because not all phenomena within the internet can be understood, it cannot actually be said that the threads posted by these individuals are not in fact glitches within the system. Although the chances are quite remote that such glitches could result in actual phrases of Standard English, it cannot be said that the chances are zero. Thus, because these threads could be glitches, and the chance exists that they are, then they are. Point 3 We just dont like what these individuals have to say concerning virology and we would rather believe something else, no matter how far fetched. We thank you all for you time and are ready to take your questions. Yes, you in the red hat, you have a question?