Don't ask me anything.

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Pecker, Jul 11, 2008.

  1. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    I won't answer you.
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    Fancy a blowjob?

    :tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:
     
  3. novice_btm

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    I thought we had a rash (ooh, how appropriately "double-meaninged") of "Ask a..."s, just a couple months ago, and that type of thread was "banned".
    (OK, or merged into one super-mega-Ask thread.)
     
  4. ManlyBanisters

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    I wouldn't answer that ^ if I were you, Pecker...

    :rolleyes:
     
  5. Mr. Snakey

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    May i tell you a few things and get no reply?:biggrin1:
     
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    So that means that instead of asking Pecker, we're meant to give Pecker facts? Like for example:

    Pecker is flirty

    Pecker has nice shoes

    Pecker has nice flirty red patent leather shoes

    ???

    Yay!
     
  7. Mem

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    Why not?

    or why? (answer either)
     
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    After all the threads with ask me, this one comes as the real refreshment :)
     
  9. cockoloco

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    what about:

    Really?
    Is it?
    How many grains of sand fit into a Barbie's shoe?
     
  10. Mem

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    Pecker are you into Scat play? If you are, don't answer.
     
  11. Mr. Snakey

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    May i ask you why you wont answer?
     
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    Do you love me?

    ...

    Do you want to bake a cake for me?

    ...

    Am I a lovely cat?

    ...
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    ...
    Silence is consent!!!!! yay!:biggrin1:
     
  13. Mr. Snakey

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    Is it my festive farting the reason for you silence ?
     
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    :rolleyes: If you don't answer me, it means you love me! :biggrin1:
     
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    Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
     
  16. Pecker

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    I will not respond, I tell you.
     
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    You just did, you are BUSTED. :biggrin1::eek::wink:
     
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    Really? :confused:
     
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    PLUS' Rob e is going to un-Administrator you Mr Pecker... for wasting Space..
    enz
     
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