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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by b.c., Apr 4, 2006.
ROFLMAO!!!!! Now that's funny, B.C!!! :biggrin1:
I won't ask anything B...just leave a
joke and hope that it's not as old as
[FONT=Verdana,]A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, "Father,
I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know
how to say one thing." "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, "I can see why you
are embarrassed." He thought a minute and then said, "You know,
I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots
whom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.
Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them in
the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots
to praise and worship. I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman
responded, "this may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
house. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots were
inside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot looked
over at the other male parrot and said, "Put the beads away,
Francis, our prayers have been answered!"
i don't think your sheets can talk
But if they could, think of all the juicy gossip we could find out!
Is that like a sperm count?
Considering your sheet may have more sperm than threads.... yes
Ohhhh mmmmyyyyy puuuuussssyyy!!!!!
Someone step in your cat?
You needn't call me by my official title. Baron Stronzo will do nicely..
And no, there's no correlation between thread and sperm.
No, it was the plunger handle. I missed the toilet.
B.C...you came back...they're
examining your sheets! :wink:
a lot of them would be too grossed out to even try to speak
Quick...hide the hedgehogs!