1. windtalkerways

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    Lawyers should never ask a Southern
    grandma a question if they aren't
    prepared for the answer. In a trial,
    a Southern small-town prosecuting
    attorney called his first witness, a
    grandmotherly, elderly woman to
    the stand. He approached her and
    asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
    me?"

    She responded, "Why, yes, I do know
    you, Mr. Williams I've known you since
    you were a young boy and frankly,
    you've been a big disappointment to me.
    You lie, you cheat on your wife, you
    manipulate people and talk about them
    behind their backs. You think you're a big
    shot when you haven't the brains to realize
    you never will amount to anything more
    than a two-bit paperpusher. Yes, I know
    you."

    The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing
    what else to do, he pointed across the
    room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know
    the defense attorney?"

    She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've
    known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster,
    too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
    problem. He can't build a normal relationship
    with anyone and his law practice is one of
    the worst in the entire state. Not to mention
    he cheated on his wife with three different
    women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I
    know him."

    The defense attorney almost died. The judge
    immediately asked both counselors to approach
    the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If
    either ofyou bastards asks her if she knows me,
    I'll throw your sorry asses in jail!"
     
  2. jakeatolla

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    Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Thats a good one!!!!!!!!

    :biggrin1:
     
  3. b.c.

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