Don't Jump To Conclusions

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Glasgow Rangers manager flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play Football and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Scotland.
    Two weeks later the 'Gers are 4-0 down to Aberdeen with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.
    The lad is a sensation - scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Rangers! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.
    When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in Scottish football.
    "Hello mum, guess what?" he says in an Iraqi accent. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me."
    " Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day.
    Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time."
    The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I'm so sorry."
    "Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!" says his mum, "It's your bloody fault we moved to Glasgow in the first place!"
     
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    I don't get it....
     
  3. No_Strings

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    It's worse than Liverpool up there. :biggrin1:
     
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    ROTFLMAO njqt466 puts her passport back in the lock box and cancels holiday in Scotland :tongue:
     
  5. D_golden parachute

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    This was meant to be a Liverpool joke
     
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    Love the joke -- didn't see the punchline coming!
     
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    Loved it!
     
  8. rich-9.8

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    It could be worse, it could be Cumbernauld ;)
     
  9. Divine1

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    I guess I lost something in the English translation of this joke.
     
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