I swear, you could get Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Seth McFarlane together in a room smoking the best weed, while receiving "to the balls" deep throat blow jobs from the finest Playboy bunnies on the planet, and even they wouldn't have been able to come up with this one. Rep. Scott Randolph was recently reprimanded by several Republicans in his state for his use of the word uterus in a speech he made. Apparently, they were offended that he dared to talk about body parts on a Congress floor. Scott Randolph, Florida Lawmaker, Reprimanded For Using The Word 'Uterus' I just want to know... many of our Conservative brethren get "offended" when people call this kind of thing stupid. They love to say that we're name calling and insulting. If that's the case, then PLEASE pick a word we can use to properly describe this overtly MORONIC garbage that is going on in our government.