Dont try this at home....

[naughty]

Morning Love Making-


Tyrone asked his work buddy, Robert, one morning, "Man, why you always
so damn happy when you come to work every day?"

Robert replied, "That's because I make love to my wife every
morning before work."

Amazed, Tyrone asked him how he gets his wife to make love to
him every morning. "That's easy," Robert said. "I just tell her this
little poem that I made up. She loves it! It goes like this: Blond
hair, blond hair, eyes so blue. I love waking up and making love to
you!"

Tyrone said, "Man, you white guys are so damn sentimental.
But he decided it wouldn't hurt to give it a try. So he spent
the rest of the day thinking of a poem for his wife.

The next day Tyrone showed up to work just beat to hell; bruised
eyes, broken nose, fat lip, the works!!!

Robert asked, "Man, what happened to you?!"

Tyrone said, "I don't know, man. I went home and tried your
advice. I just told her a poem."

Well, what poem did you tell her?

Tyrone said: "Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog. If I
could roll your fat ass over, I'd hump you like a dog!"

 

[Pecker]

Warning: Objects In Mirror Are Dumber Than They Appear

 

[Whopper-lee]

OOWEE!:biggrin1:
Funny... I'll use it.

Be Safe, Be Careful, and Enjoy!:smile:
Whopper-lee
LPSG Member

 

[MagicTongue]

*nearly dies of laughter* OMG, the dude got it so wrong!

 

[Whopper-lee]

Quite as kept, Tyrone sounds like me...just so worry!
Still laughing:biggrin1:

Whopper-lee:smile:
LPSG Member

 

[B_Think_Kink]

haha sucker..

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Help! I'm talking & I can't shut up!

 

[jakeatolla]

This is very similar to the joke about the 3 couples having
dinner together on Valentine's Day. The first husband looks
lovingly at his wife and says " Pass the sugar, Sugar."
All three wives giggle and are suitably impressed. The second
husband says to his wife, "Pass the honey, Honey."
Again all three wives giggle and are impressed. The third
husband, who's not too bright looks at his wife and says,
"Pass the tea, Bag ! "