Don't wank in the shower please...

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    OH MY GOD!!!

    I laughed so hard, as I used to share a shower with a guy and a girl. When the drain backed up after my shower, I had to go in there to clean it. Among all the hair, was semen. A FAIR BIT.
    Not mine, I dont' jerkoff in the shower.

    I questioned the other guy, and it turns out... the girl is fond of shower sex... with bar hook-ups. So we are talking random Spooge.....

    I shuddered.:rolleyes:
     
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    ONE word.... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEW! :yikes: :scared2:
     
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    I used to wank in the shower only because I thought it would be the most sanitary, but after being burned by some soap (check out "it burns, it burns") I've since stopped.:cool:
     
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    Ah, the college dorm. That's where you'll find spooge in the shower drain, pubic hairs in the sink and turds in the urinal.
     
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    It's a hoax. From Wikipedia:

     
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    Yes, the same letter, different logo, was posted around the Seattle University gym. Absolutely hilarious watching the girlie straight dudes tiptoeing around in the showers or running out to buy sandals for days afterwards.

    I didn't post them, I swear.

    -Steve
     
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    Well, maybe not all of them.
     
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    I think this has been done b4.

    But I'll give my fair share of posts like.

    that's going on to say that they'll actually type and cross match male student body sputz for catching whackoff artists in the shower stalls.

    Geee, I hope none of those male students happen to the offspring of a trustee or board member.

    Hate to think they'd lose funding simply because some anal dean wants restrict sputzing in the showers.
     
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    Okay I've noticed nobody has actually addressed the issue about what happens when you jerk it in the shower, Rule number one has to be "Dont use hot water, has anyone noticed the change in spunk as soon as hot water hits it, it becomes super glue, I might be outing myself as a bathroom wanker but I figured to help all other wankers I would take the hit, rule 2 is clean up after nobody deserves cum on their feet.
     
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    But it's all squishy-like between the toes!
     
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    Its very funny, but that has done the rounds on LPSG before, just a few months ago. Someone from Durham Uni actually posted to confirm its lack of authenticity!
     
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    whooooaaaa, deja-vu!!
     
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    I remember that! It was first posted in the Lacrosse team showerroom, wasn't it?
     
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    Super glue is an apt description.

    I've seen a considerable amount of spooge matted in the filter of my neighbor's hot tub following a rather.....uh....enthusiastic party the night before. There was more in there than I would have imagined.
     
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    what i've noticed in real life is that guys jerk off in the stalls @ school public restrooms but instead of shooting in the toilet they cum all over the walls of the stall. so there's always these yellow dried up gobs of cum you have to see while you're taking a dump. it's pretty gross to me!:eek:
     
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    I almost fell on the floor laughing at that one...
     
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    I never unloaded myself in the shower when I was in high school but there were two black kids in my gym class who delighted in jerking me off during shower time. I remember them both kindly.

    Gramps
     
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