Don't you just hate being the new person

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by Bollocks, Dec 8, 2006.

  1. Bollocks

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    Hello everyone. This looks an interesting forum, but I'm feeling very shy on my first post. You can see that I am a shy and retiring person by the "handle" I've chosen, and those in the UK will know this is a good old English word. Those in the colonies across the atlantic will probably think it's something you tie ships to in harbour.
    Anyway, I look forward to participating in this forum, but will go quiet for a little while whilst "getting the feel" from you old-timers.
     
  2. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Few members will give you a bollocking here. Welcome. John
     
  3. Rubenesque

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    Hi and welcome

    Bollocks is one of my all time favourite words. Nothing says "oh dear I've stubbed my toe" quite as well as "BOLLLLLLLOCCCCCCSKKKKKKKS"
     
  4. Pecker

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    Hello Bollocks, welcome to LPSG.
     
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    welcome.. jump the hell in and get your feet wet. !!.. jolly ho !!
     
  6. D_Gunther Snotpole

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    You're here?
    Oh, bollocks!
    Have fun, and welcome.
     
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    There is nothing wrong with being shy. You have to start somewhere. Get your feel and figure out where you want to go.
     
  8. Vestigial

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    I love being the new person because nobody realises just how screwed up you are yet :D
     
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    You couldn't be more wrong Mr. B. Speaking as one from the colonies I interpret the word "bollocks" to mean balls and ships in the harbour would be tied to moorings.

    Welcome to lpsg.:party2:
     
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    Welcome! :smile:
     
  11. Mr. Snakey

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    We were all new once..............:wink: Welcome!:smile:
     
  12. Bollocks

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    Not completely wrong though, in the UK the mooring is where the ship lies (like a carpark for a car) and they are tied to bollards. My sparking wit sometimes falls on stony ground, but thank you for your welcome.
     
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    welcome. I kinda like your nick :D
     
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