Dorks

[SomeGuyOverThere]

Originally posted by oldman9x7@Jul 18 2005, 06:50 PM
I was amused recently while reading one of the boards. The topic had started out regarding some sexual practice or other and the next thing I knew I was reading a bunch of someone's bullshit political opinions.

How far off topic can you get?????

Gramps

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Now I agree with that, for example, my thread abut the reasons for likeing large penises has turned into a discussion about racism.

Now, I dont mind dscussion about racism, as long as it is in the right damned thread!

 

[Pecker]

If you cut six identical squares out of cardboard, you can tape them together to make a cube, which is an example of a polyhedron. A polyhedron is a solid figure in which each side is a flat surface.

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by Pecker@Jul 18 2005, 03:10 PM
If you cut six identical squares out of cardboard, you can tape them together to make a cube, which is an example of a polyhedron. A polyhedron is a solid figure in which each side is a flat surface.

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RACIST!

 

[blasian]

Originally posted by absinthium+Jul 18 2005, 04:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(absinthium &#064; Jul 18 2005, 04:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Pecker@Jul 18 2005, 03:10 PM
If you cut six identical squares out of cardboard, you can tape them together to make a cube, which is an example of a polyhedron. A polyhedron is a solid figure in which each side is a flat surface.

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RACIST&#33;

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ROFL

 

[jonb]

It could also be that they&#39;re looking for how other people masturbate because they want new techniques.

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by SomeGuyOverThere+Jul 18 2005, 05:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(SomeGuyOverThere &#064; Jul 18 2005, 05:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-surferboy@Jul 17 2005, 04:40 PM
Yah but like, tis isn&#39;t a "hot stories" place. This is a support site. If you wanna jerk off, go look at some porn, read some erotica. But like, look at the title of this place, yah? Look at the S in LPSG. Jackass.

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I agree.

And intellectual bullshit is practically the reason that forums exist for fucks sake.

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I submit this for "Quote of the Week".

 

[headbang8]

Originally posted by jonb@Jul 19 2005, 10:24 AM
It could also be that they&#39;re looking for how other people masturbate because they want new techniques.

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New techniques, jonb? Name three.

 

[jonb]

1. Standard stroking.
2. Rubbing back and forth like a Boy Scout trying to make fire. (For the record, this is NOT an Indian technique. At least not for plains tribes. Flint, please.)
3. Holding the penis against the belly and just scratching the underside.
4. Backhand stroking.
5. Moving the foreskin side to side over the glans.
6. Putting a finger inside the foreskin and rubbing LIGHTLY directly against the glans and foreskin at the same time.

There are other things you can do with the rest of your body.

 

[godiluvabig1]

Originally posted by The&#045;Bigger&#045;the&#045;Better@Jul 18 2005, 08:07 AM
Don&#39;t confuse what I am saying I am not SHOPPING AROUND FOR PORN OR PERVERTED ANSWERS TO ALL MY QUESTIONS. What I am saying is that for a site that is devoted to the size and girth of a man&#39;s cock let&#39;s treat it like such. This isnt a library of congress web site so lets be a little more casual. I think smart men are sexy just dont really care for the over analytical.

Any yeah thanks for mentioning the guys that act like jerks when a topic is brought up more than once. Some people may like to revisit a topic. See if opinion has changed.

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Dude, I wasn&#39;t trying to insinuate that you are here "SHOPPING AROUND FOR PORN OR PERVERTED ANSWERS TO ALL... QUESTIONS" but some people are, and I hope my post sends them on their way outta here. But you&#39;ve also gotta remember that it&#39;s the conversations that lead to complete analysis that you learn the most from... I can&#39;t even tell you how much I&#39;ve learned from this message board... not just about the random off-the-wall subjects that have nothing to do with the original posts, but also what i&#39;ve learned about sex and the male anatomy

 

[godiluvabig1]

Originally posted by jonb@Jul 18 2005, 08:51 PM
1. Standard stroking.
2. Rubbing back and forth like a Boy Scout trying to make fire. (For the record, this is NOT an Indian technique. At least not for plains tribes. Flint, please.)
3. Holding the penis against the belly and just scratching the underside.
4. Backhand stroking.
5. Moving the foreskin side to side over the glans.
6. Putting a finger inside the foreskin and rubbing LIGHTLY directly against the glans and foreskin at the same time.

There are other things you can do with the rest of your body.

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jonb, i just saw your post after i posted mine, and i&#39;ve gotta admit, you never cease to amuse me

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by jonb@Jul 18 2005, 08:51 PM
1. Standard stroking.
2. Rubbing back and forth like a Boy Scout trying to make fire. (For the record, this is NOT an Indian technique. At least not for plains tribes. Flint, please.)
3. Holding the penis against the belly and just scratching the underside.
4. Backhand stroking.
5. Moving the foreskin side to side over the glans.
6. Putting a finger inside the foreskin and rubbing LIGHTLY directly against the glans and foreskin at the same time.

I would also include autofellatio as an advanced masturbatory technique that not everyone can achieve. It is stimulation of one&#39;s own genitals, so I think it qualifies.

 

[CeeTeeCeeTee]

Originally posted by headbang8@Jul 17 2005, 03:58 PM
Thank god someone brought this up. These poor suckers who think intelligent men are sexy. Where the fuck did they get that idea?

I mean, they barge into cyberspace and hijack the whole fucking thing for useless intellectual bullshit. It&#39;s obvious to anyone with two eyes, two fingers and broadband that the internet was made for porn.

It&#39;s got so bad that I can hardly find any porn online at all--I mean, there&#39;s almost none--what with all the philosophy, medicine, art, science, literature, music, politics, emotional support, and meaningful human contact.

It&#39;s got so bad that the twinks I wanna make have started to demand some online conversation first. Where&#39;s shit like that comin&#39; from?

Maintain the rage, bro&#39;



hb8
Waiting to gag you with his giant fuckstick, tie you up and then plow your tight little man-hole til you beg for mercy. (Will that do, TBTB?)

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Dude, if your looking to "get off" log on to a porn site, and who the hell ever said that guys with crap for brains are sexy? Women who like guys like that are a real turn off&#33;

 

[headbang8]

Originally posted by CeeTeeCeeTee+Jul 19 2005, 01:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(CeeTeeCeeTee &#064; Jul 19 2005, 01:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-headbang8@Jul 17 2005, 03:58 PM
Thank god someone brought this up.  These poor suckers who think intelligent men are sexy.  Where the fuck did they get that idea? 

I mean, they barge into cyberspace and hijack the whole fucking thing for useless intellectual bullshit.  It&#39;s obvious to anyone with two eyes, two fingers and broadband that the internet was made for porn. 

It&#39;s got so bad that I can hardly find any porn online at all--I mean, there&#39;s almost none--what with all the philosophy, medicine, art, science, literature, music, politics, emotional support, and meaningful human contact. 

It&#39;s got so bad that the twinks I wanna make have started to demand some online conversation first.  Where&#39;s shit like that comin&#39; from?

Maintain the rage, bro&#39;

hb8
Waiting to gag you with his giant fuckstick, tie you up and then plow your tight little man-hole til you beg for mercy.  (Will that do, TBTB?)

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Dude, if your looking to "get off" log on to a porn site, and who the hell ever said that guys with crap for brains are sexy? Women who like guys like that are a real turn off&#33;

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It seems we have entered an irony free zone. Everybody, please be careful what you say.

 

[surferboy]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Jul 19 2005, 12:47 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Jul 19 2005, 12:47 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jul 18 2005, 08:51 PM
1. Standard stroking.
2. Rubbing back and forth like a Boy Scout trying to make fire. (For the record, this is NOT an Indian technique. At least not for plains tribes. Flint, please.)
3. Holding the penis against the belly and just scratching the underside.
4. Backhand stroking.
5. Moving the foreskin side to side over the glans.
6. Putting a finger inside the foreskin and rubbing LIGHTLY directly against the glans and foreskin at the same time.

I would also include autofellatio as an advanced masturbatory technique that not everyone can achieve. It is stimulation of one&#39;s own genitals, so I think it qualifies.

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Oh no Jacinto&#33; You replied with technicalities&#33; Yer too smart for us&#33; *rolls eyes at people lookin to get off*

 

[steve319]

Unlax, guys&#33; That&#39;s the beauty of this sweet spot on the &#39;net.

The LPSG is all things to all people&#33; The great egalitarian discussion for those so inclined (witness the discussion&#33, a support group for those of us in need of an assenting voice, an educational forum for the curious and inexperienced, a source of titilation and inspiration for visitors to the gallery and the fictional stories area, an opportunity to bitch and moan for the cranky and beset, a blogging outlet for the memoirish, and a way to meet all sorts of people. It&#39;s a fine, funny, flawed attempt to create an honest-to-God democratic ideal.

Feeling BIG love for each and every one of our f-ed up asses this morning&#33; :wub:

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by surferboy@Jul 19 2005, 02:55 AM
Oh no Jacinto&#33; You replied with technicalities&#33; Yer too smart for us&#33;

I&#39;m sorry, Nixxy. I submit myself to you for proper discipline. *drops his pants and bends over Nixxy&#39;s lap for a spanking*

 

[absinthium]

Originally posted by blasian+Jul 18 2005, 05:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(blasian &#064; Jul 18 2005, 05:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by absinthium@Jul 18 2005, 04:07 PM
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@Jul 18 2005, 03:10 PM
If you cut six identical squares out of cardboard, you can tape them together to make a cube, which is an example of a polyhedron. A polyhedron is a solid figure in which each side is a flat surface.

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RACIST&#33;

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ROFL

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Where have YOU been hiding, honeybunny? I thought we were goin&#39; to prom&#33; *sniffle, sniffle*

 

[Pecker]

Originally posted by absinthium+Jul 19 2005, 05:34 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(absinthium &#064; Jul 19 2005, 05:34 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by blasian@Jul 18 2005, 05:25 PM

Originally posted by absinthium@Jul 18 2005, 04:07 PM
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@Jul 18 2005, 03:10 PM
If you cut six identical squares out of cardboard, you can tape them together to make a cube, which is an example of a polyhedron. A polyhedron is a solid figure in which each side is a flat surface.

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RACIST&#33;

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ROFL

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Where have YOU been hiding, honeybunny? I thought we were goin&#39; to prom&#33; *sniffle, sniffle*

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I&#39;m puttin&#39; on my top hat,
Tyin&#39; up my white tie,
Brushin&#39; off my tails.

I&#39;m dudin&#39; up my shirt front,
Puttin&#39; in the shirt studs,
Polishin&#39; my nails.

I&#39;m steppin&#39; out, my dear,
To breathe an atmosphere
That simply reeks with class;

And I trust that you&#39;ll excuse my dust
When I step on the gas,

For I&#39;ll be there,
Puttin&#39; down my top hat,
Mussin&#39; up my white tie,
Dancin&#39; in my tails.

 

[headbang8]

Originally posted by jonb@Jul 19 2005, 10:51 AM
1. Standard stroking.
2. Rubbing back and forth like a Boy Scout trying to make fire. (For the record, this is NOT an Indian technique. At least not for plains tribes. Flint, please.)
3. Holding the penis against the belly and just scratching the underside.
4. Backhand stroking.
5. Moving the foreskin side to side over the glans.
6. Putting a finger inside the foreskin and rubbing LIGHTLY directly against the glans and foreskin at the same time.

There are other things you can do with the rest of your body.

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Jonb,

Hate to put a limp-o-lator on your stiffy, but at least seven out of six of those aren&#39;t new. I believe they all date back to the origin of the human penis. But they work, and are very arousing to describe for all of us who never touched our dicks before 5MB cable and an RCA modem came down the pike.

hb8

 

[headbang8]

Forgive me, but I&#39;ve never flamed a thread before.

And it&#39;s jolly good fun&#33;