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Discussion in 'Show Off' started by p5ycho5partan, Jan 6, 2008.
I jack off in my room when my roommate is gone
Well, I'm currently in my dorm and I beat off when I know my roommate is in class or I know he would be gone for a while. This is my third roommate. My first one was bi so I didn't want to give him any ideas, my second one is still a really close friend and we watched porn and stuff like that together but he was very reserved. He use to say, "I'm sorry but I have to look at some ass". I always thought it was funny. My roommate now is cool but nudity and jacking was something that was discussed just by the way he acts I think he would be uncomfortable. I say once you get to school you'll find out what type of person your roommate is and you can be the judge.
just wait till he goes to class and lock the door...i used to watch my roommate leave the building through my window before i whipped it out....the shower is always a good option, unless you have to share it with a number of people at once
I walked in on my roommate having sex once. It was awkward. His girlfriend would not stop apologizing the next morning (I had went to a friend house to stay the night). In the end we talked about and it actually broke the ice because I don't think anything could be more embarrassing. We laugh about it now. He now admits that it was kinda funny.
Great question. It probably depends on your personality, but most guys I know straight or gay like it when you are direct and upfront.
I was shy about this (since I'm gay) but shared a studio apt in grad school with a straight guy who since became my life-long friend. He had the biggest dick I've ever seen, and was always naked the first summer when our a/c broke down. He liked it when I told him I was gay, since it gave him the chance to say he wasn't--and we both beat off happily, but separately after that. There is nothing like honesty to turn ordinary guys into life long friends--which is the best thing of all, straight or gay.
I posted this in an earlier thread from a few months ago...
If you've always had your own room or a lot of privacy, then sharing close quarters with a stranger may require a little adjusting on your part-- and maybe his, too.
Nowadays, with surveillance cameras and security monitors everywhere, I would never masturbate out in the open-- no bathrooms, no showers, no study rooms or walk-in closets. Even in your dorm room, approach your "private routine" as if there's a hidden camera somewhere. Kind of creepy I know, but you're better safe than sorry.
A lot of guys have a "masturbation routine" that require props: towels, oil, porn, etc. Get rid of that stuff for now. Learn how to cum with less. And when you climax, if you're a moaner, a leg shaker, or a body spasm-er, then STOP all that nonsense, too.
Learn how to masturbate in your bed, under the sheets with as little noise, movement and props as possible. It may not be as much fun, but its better than your roommate and his gf walking in on you while you're playing hand-jive with all the bells and whistles. You can never live down an awkward moment like that, and you'll get a 4-year nickname to go along with it, too.
As a young man, here are 2 life lessons for you to learn. They apply to just about everything and everyone:
#1: People will always find time to do the things they really want to do; #2: If there is a will, there's a way. And when it comes to guys and masturbation, those 2 lessons fall rignt in place.
Good luck on campus, and happy squirts!
It is akward! You WILL get a nickname if you get caught. In our dorm we had two rooms sharing a common bathroom. One day my roommate got up early to piss and one of our suitemates got caught totally naked in full stroke jacking off to a porn mag. He was a nice guy though - very popular - EVERYBODY wanted to invite "Spermy Sammy" to their next party ALL through college...:biggrin1:
The real theme here is honesty. I'd say there's a 100% chance that your roommate jacks off too, and the most important thing is that you're both able to do it when you want to.
Has it occurred to you that you could approach it by giving your roommate the latitude he needs? I recall when I was in college, I was craving some strokin time, and finally figured how to get it when I said to my roommate, "you know what, I'll stay out an extra hour tomorrow afternoon. I know it's hard to get real down time."
From then on we started switching off, which meant that we each got a solid hour a day in the room alone, which, at 18, was enough time for 3 wads.
Good luck in school
dude do not even breach the topic of JO with your roommate. the chances are that he'll just freak the fuck out and call you out in front of anyone he knows so i wouldn't recommend it.
seriously, its a private matter and treat it as a private issue. i'm sure your roomie will appreciate it if he doesn't have to know that he has to take a hike so you can jack off.
I'm around other pro jocks all day. Guys are now open about this and circle jerks are common with frat guys and jocks.
I call bullshit on that.
It's not like the fucking hockey team will just get bored and decide "hey... let's do a circle jerk. Ok the linemen are up first!"
I would have taken you up on that offer.
hahahaah i love this thread, awesum question
i never jo with roomies or school buddies as too shy but now wished i was more open about stuff like this- would been fun during school camps and trips.
ryan i volunteer to be the soggy sao also, who wants to play?
Well, I'm 29 so it's been a LONG time since I was in college. But I remember SO well my first roomamte. He was such a dork!!!!!!!!!!! The first week or so in school I was jackin off at night--thinkin he wouldn't notice or at least pretent not to notice. But no! He says " Why don't you do it to music" !!!!! I could of died! I never did it again while he was in the room.
So you can never tell. My next roommate was cool. Truly cool. He was on the wrestling team an really hot. He jacked off all the time. At night with the lights off (and each in our own beds) he'd jack and keep on talkin. So then we'd both be jackin and talkin and we'd never mention anything about jackin but we'd both know we was both jackin. That was part of it bein so hot. I don't think I ever saw his dick hard. But we jacked together dozens of times!!!!!!!!!!!
the thing about dorms is there will always be SOMEWHERE to find some privacy. my first year at college my roomie was this total redneck cowboy hick type. he was hot but straight as hell. we did our seperate things and i learned pretty quick when some of the "alone" time was. well like all great things i got caught eventually (after maybe 5 months living together) and he gave me the usual bullshit (gorss dude, perv, put your willy away) but you know a few weeks later i caught him wacking off too so we were even. anyways, everyone knows they do it and when you get caught you'll probably get some grief about it in a joking manner. but you learn eachothers schedules and work around it. plus by the end of the year i had discovered porn stores with arcades in the back room where i could jack off and my roomie was something of a stud so there was many times when he was off with this or that girl getting laid and i would have the room to myself. just treat it like what it is. a private act between you and your dick.
I put a sheet up like a curtain around my bed (one side of the bed was against the wall). Somebody commented it was for "beating off". I did not disagree.
I like the evasive masterbation situtations.... "oh sorry didnt know you were there"... AWE F**K I thought I was alone.... GET OUT!"
Or the classic... "is he doing what I think hes doing?"
It's a private act. Maintain your dignity and keep it private without intruding on your dorm mate. Nothing is so essential that it can't wait till you find some time alone with yourself.
you beautiful young men, i hope you all squirting your sperm everywhere, lol