Dorm Room + Masturbation=?

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You've already gotten some pretty good advice on this thread and I won't bother to repeat anything. So, here's something else to consider:

A lot of guys have a "masturbation routine" that require props: towels, oil, porn, etc. Get rid of that stuff for now. Learn how to cum with less. And when you climax, if you're a moaner, a leg shaker, or a body spasm-er, then STOP all that nonsense, too.

Learn how to masturbate in your bed, under the sheets with as little noise, movement and props as possible. It may not be as much fun, but its better than your roommate and his gf walking in on you while you're playing hand-jive with all the bells and whistles. You can never live down an awkward moment like that, and you'll get a 4-year nickname to go along with it, too.

Nowadays, with surveillance cameras and security monitors everywhere, I would never masturbate out in the open-- no bathrooms, no showers, no study rooms or walk-in closets. Even in your dorm room, approach your "private routine" as if there's a hidden camera somewhere. Kind of creepy I know, but you're better safe than sorry.

If you grew up as an only child, or if you've always had your own room, then sharing close quarters with a stranger will require a little adjusting on your part-- and his, too.

As a young man, here are 2 life lessons for you to learn. They apply to just about everything and everyone:
#1: People will always find time to do the things they really want to do; #2: If there is a will, there's a way. And when it comes to guys and masturbation, those 2 lessons fall rignt in place.

Good luck on campus, and happy squirts!
 

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Some U.S. universities, believe it or not, still have at least some dorm showers that aren't private (where I went as an undergraduate didn't have them then and still doesn't have them now, and I was there over 20 years ago). But even then, you can sometimes have a pretty good idea of when it is likely, or you are pretty much certain, that no one else will be taking a shower and go have a good time in there. If anyone walks in on you getting off in the shower, a) he won't be surprised; b) he probably won't care; c) might have the same idea you did; and/or d) will be open, even eager, to doing it at the same time, if not even with you. (Of course if the dorm is so deserted that no one is showering, then there might not be anyone else in your room then either.)