Slingshot: Oh the trouble I've had at urinals.
Yes, the splash-back thing happens to me too, especially since for some reason I have a fairly strong stream. I could probably piss standing about four feet away from the urinal and not dribble on the floor - I don't of course stand that far back - but I do have to stand a fair way back to avoid the splash. During the last few seconds of pissing the stream tapers off in strength, which involves me in a little dance towards the urinal to avoid dripping. Then there's the milking the length of my dick out a few times and shaking it all around to get rid of residual urine in my urethra, and DESPITE these precautions I often find I've managed to get a spot of urine on either my pants or my shirt somehow. Following all this is the adventure with the taps, some of which have only two settings: off and Niagara Falls. I have come out of public toilets looking like I've just been in a water ballon fight.
Once, on a long drive, I badly needed to piss, and stopped at a petrol station to use their facilities. I hastened into the rest room, undid my zip, and got my cock out, but hadn't got it "sorted out" in time before the urine came bursting forth, and actually managed to hit me in the eye. You know when you turn the tap on a garden hose without holding the other end of the hose and it whips around? Disastrous.
