Double dick dude.

One penis gets me in enough trouble. Two would be the early death of me.
 
its a rare condition but yes some men are born with two, often side by side. Usually only one works to urinate and cum.
 
At first, when his pics started making the rounds on the Internet, I was like: "Ho-hum... Another PhotoShop job."... But, then he started his Tumblr blog, and he swayed me with his frank, un-hyped-up sincere answers to interview questions, and verifiable photos.

http://diphallicdude.tumblr.com/

Unfortunately, he shaves around his dicks, making them look far less attractive, and pairs them with gross photos of his over-used, distended anus... Makes me feel like barfing when I see those.

Overall, having two dicks seems like a fun Sci-Fi idea, but in reality, it sounds like it sucks to be him.

A/B