Rick Saloman
He needs no introduction, he’s definitely an a-hole and you know it. Oh, and he dated Paris Hilton, Shannon Doherty and Pamela Anderson—and they’re all complete twats, so he must be too. Thankfully we’re left with his Paris Hilton sex tape, and I must say—his shuttlecock is really beautiful. And perfectly straight. It’s too bad he’s sort of a boring lay, he really doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Evidence of douchebaggery:
Watch the tape and see for yourself
Wilmer Valderrama
He’s talked shit about every girl he’s slammed — including telling Howard Stern that he took Mandy Moore‘s virginity. Yeah that makes him an asshole. I love Mandy Moore, did you see "A Walk to Remember?" Oh, he also revealed that he’s packing 8 inches. Now that's what I call marketing genius.
Have you noticed that he has such glazed eyes? I think he's major stoner. He’s a fuckwad, but yeah he’s yummy.
Evidence of douchebaggery: Howard Stern transcript here.
Nick Cannon
He’s a bit cocky and talks waaaaay too much. Plus, he married Mariah Carey. That alone makes him a douchebag because anybody she sleeps with is a douchebag. She‘s a magnet for a-holes like: Eminem, Eric Benet, Eddie Murphy, Derek Jeter—believe me, the list goes on, and it even surprised me. But back to Nick Cannon, the two of them parade around looking absolutely ridiculous. I never thought Mariah Carey would ever get married to someone that couldn’t advance her career—or had no ‘real’ money like she does, so clearly this means that Nick Cannon must have a big wiener.
Evidence of douchebaggery:
Via Tabloid Prodigy
Who else is on your list?
He needs no introduction, he’s definitely an a-hole and you know it. Oh, and he dated Paris Hilton, Shannon Doherty and Pamela Anderson—and they’re all complete twats, so he must be too. Thankfully we’re left with his Paris Hilton sex tape, and I must say—his shuttlecock is really beautiful. And perfectly straight. It’s too bad he’s sort of a boring lay, he really doesn’t know what he’s doing.
Evidence of douchebaggery:
Watch the tape and see for yourself
Wilmer Valderrama
He’s talked shit about every girl he’s slammed — including telling Howard Stern that he took Mandy Moore‘s virginity. Yeah that makes him an asshole. I love Mandy Moore, did you see "A Walk to Remember?" Oh, he also revealed that he’s packing 8 inches. Now that's what I call marketing genius.
Have you noticed that he has such glazed eyes? I think he's major stoner. He’s a fuckwad, but yeah he’s yummy.
Evidence of douchebaggery: Howard Stern transcript here.
Nick Cannon
He’s a bit cocky and talks waaaaay too much. Plus, he married Mariah Carey. That alone makes him a douchebag because anybody she sleeps with is a douchebag. She‘s a magnet for a-holes like: Eminem, Eric Benet, Eddie Murphy, Derek Jeter—believe me, the list goes on, and it even surprised me. But back to Nick Cannon, the two of them parade around looking absolutely ridiculous. I never thought Mariah Carey would ever get married to someone that couldn’t advance her career—or had no ‘real’ money like she does, so clearly this means that Nick Cannon must have a big wiener.
Evidence of douchebaggery:
Via Tabloid Prodigy
Who else is on your list?
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