Little bit of a reflective ditty. . . :smile: On LPSG It is true You will see An array of some very fine cocks Though you look high and low You will find, To your woe An inordinate shortage of frocks. What is this? What is this? What could be amiss? Do our women not want to peruse? Could it be -surely not?! That they don't Give a jot And it's only ourselves we amuse?