Dr. Seuss(ish) tribute

BUSTERHYMAN

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Back in 72 when times was hard

Xmarks Carries a saw-off shotgun and a crooked deck of cards

Wore blue suede shoes and carried a cane

Had a six inch dick fasten to a change

Had one button robe and a flip down hat

And every time you seen him he looked like that

Well times was getting hard the weather getting cold

Vibrationzzz Said move over motherfucker this bullshit getting old

So Xmarks decided to take a walk down 42 street

'Cause that were Xmarks heard that we're all the mean motherfuckers meet

Well Xmarks waded through Sex inch of shit and ten inches of mud

Xmarks Came upon a place called a Bucket of Blood

Xmarks Told the bartender.''Give me something to eat.''

He gave Xmarks a muddy glass and a tough piece of meat..

Xmarks Said look- son -of- a- bitch.? You know who i am.?..

San Clemente The bartender said i don't give a dam..

I'm a mean son -of- a- bitch they call Xmarks..

San Clemente The bartender said i heard of you from down the way..

But i don't give a fuck not even today..


Well i can't think of and more fuck..

I used to be dialecti but i'm K O now...