Dr. Strangelove

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  1. B_Jordan85

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    Or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the GLORY HOLE.

    All movie jokes aside, there are probably about ten verified women on this website, half of them extremely angry. Every other lady is silver and probably male. So i just figured I should enjoy the compliments anyway, play along with the role play and embrace this big glory hole which is called LPSG.

    ps. It's a female issue because more women should verify themselves...that's all I'm saying so please don't kill me.
     
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    No one needs verify jack, nor shit, male or female, there are far more than ten credible women here, and this thread belongs in Etc.
     
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    ????

    Maybe I am dense today, but I do not understand the opening post. There are plenty of verified women on this website.
     
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    well if you are trying to meet people for relationships, this would be important. It's a weird website to begin with, with plenty of strange characters. Sex sites can be dangerous as well, so you understand the need for credibility and proof of genuine femininity :)
     
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    catch up on your classic films :) "Dr. Strangelove or: how I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb" one of the best comedies ever made.
     
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    Fuck off. I don't have to be verified for the likes of you. The Mods can see my pictures and the people that count know I'm a real woman.
     
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    I don't understand the hostility. I assume you would laugh this thread off IF you were real, and you are. what ever, not trying to start a fight here. oh, "the people that matter?" OKAY :)

    LIKE I said "half of them angry"
     
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    Your opinion is worthless to me.
     
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    Alright great. I wouldn't want my opinion to be worth anything to you. You are a real woman so this thread doesn't concern you.
     
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    The Real Ladies Group has a stricter verification process than lpsg and there are over 200 women in that group.

    It sounds like you got burned by someone and decided to vent your spleen here in Women's Issues. I'm surprised at your derisive approach because I heard you were nice and a respectful person. What gives? Your post reads as passive-aggressive bitterness with sweeping generalizations so you shouldn't be surprised that it's being met with hostility. If you truly have a question, you should ask it in plain language. Have a vent? Let it out without insinuating blame on the reader. As your original post stands, people have no choice but to assume that your aim was to 1) vent, 2) inflame or 3) do both.

    :dunno:
     
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    To be honest I just wanted to open a thread for people to laugh at the entire nature of this oddball website. It has nothing to do with being burned by someone, so to say that IS taking a shot at me. I never responded rudely, you did :)

    BUT it is totally true BBW. How are you going to say that people don't fake who they are here? Besides this, even the women that I talk to believe that the rest of their peers are "way too exclusive, serious, and sensitive" to be here. REALLY, look at this site!! Why should anyone take it so seriously? We have Literature and Art History majors coming here to prove they are enlightened and they act extremely cold toward anyone who wants to goof around in the classroom. Really? THIS a porn site and one giant orgy of wacky flashers. Shouldn't personalities fit the mood a little more? Where are the clowns??? Shouldn't we all be inclined to be a little more "tongue in cheek" ??? The men and women are already putting their necks out and showing their goods, so IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE if one feels like they want to be a little more controversial and have fun.

    We always hear people asking for verification from the males, why can't I ask the same of the females?

    (don't be a penis Nazi, I thought you were kind as well)
     
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    There is not a single rude sentence in her post unless you want to read it that way. She accused you of nothing; her wording is full of qualifiers, and illustrates how your post might be received by some others without insisting that her possible interpretation is the true meaning. If you want to read more into it, go ahead, but I heartily object.

    This may be a porn site TO YOU. It is not a porn site to everyone. I have been here much longer, do not use it as such, never used it as such, remember a time when the most vocal members treated the site like a discussion board which happened to have amateur porn donated by exhibitionists, and if you do not like that there are quite a few holdovers from that time who persist in that manner of usage you may avoid contact with us as is your prerogative. You may not, however, dictate to us what kind of site it is and how to use it. You will not dictate to us what the mood is, I certainly won't dictate as much to you. If you want a more light-hearted mood, I would suggest (but not instruct) that you abandon threads which get too heavy for you.

    Also, I have seen you behaving like a huge, wet, blankety, mood-killer. Check the log in your own eye before you point to the speck in your brother's.

    Lastly, much of the tongues in the cheeks here are in the mouths of very high-brow humorists. Perhaps sometimes the jokes go over your head. Sometimes I have to give things a couple of passes before I can get the jokes myself. I'm not calling you stupid, I'm just sayin'.
     
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    i don't imagine any woman is going to bother getting verified as a result of this thread, because i can't imagine any woman who has read your posts would have the slightest interest in a relationship with you.

    you are, to the vast majority of real women on this site, a complete turn off. i think it safe to assume that most 'women' who would actually read your posts and still consider flirting with you are actually men.
     
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    All your opinions on me were predisposed "Altered EGO" I've had a run in with you before so you already came into this post with biased haste. You killed my thread already, but possibly you reacted so emotionally to it for a reason. I'm done, wiping my hands, I am leaving this argument. catch you on a flip side. 'Nuff said, get the thread closed if you want to. "you won" keep those cakes in the freezer. making it chilly out here, burrrrrr.
     
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    LMAO On the contrary I have enough ladies flirting with me to keep me happy for a lifetime. At one point this group included you if you remember :) "oh your so interesting!"

    hey! it's another familiar face from the past. it brought them all out from the woodwork. Hey, doffette, all you gotta do is show your knife and I won't even talk back. Like I said to "Altered States" I am done with this post, but since you showed up I might just move out of town. Bye people! I wanna keep my manhood so I am moving to Canada!
     
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    the canadians have done nothing to deserve that!

    look, you want to find love/sex online...
    have you considered not acting like a total jerk?

    i don't need a knife to emasculate you, doll.
     
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    What kind of person looks for a relationship on a porn site? If you view the site as a porn site, but also a dating venue, you might consider examining some things within yourself and evaluate whether this is really the right time for you to seek a relationship anyway. It's a flag when people chase unavailable people and (generally, but not always) porn performers, strippers, and other adult entertainers are not fully available, even when they want to be. And people can usually only be objectified characters or real people. It is difficult (though not impossible) for anyone to be both.

    As for what dolfette has said, I do not know if it is a vast majority or not. Several women have said they find you creepy. More women than they have no idea who you are. A smaller number than they are shocked anyone finds you creepy and hold you in very high regard. Perhaps they still do, perhaps those who find you creepy have influenced them. As in offline life, the real women here do talk amongst themselves.

    I find you hostile and defensive. I remember you being a complete creepo jackass in a thread I started, and when I politely asked you to explain yourself and/or stop, you told me off, and then pretty much insisted that I should be verified in order to say anything to you. You said something about not interacting with desserts, or something like that. As with the verification statuses of the people of this site, you do not get to dictate the contents of my private gallery. If I wanted just any old asshole to see my face/body I would make those galleries public. As it stands, they are "friends"-only access. That is my prerogative. I did not enjoy the consequences when under my old username I posted photos of myself plainly. I am not a huge fan of objectification by coarse strangers.
     
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    *raises hand* you can add one more to the "angry", fuck you if you think, as a woman, my verification and communication are your rights category.
     
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    no, ae, they all hate him and they're conspiring.
     
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    The women have made some perfectly reasonable responses considering your original post was basically insisting that women verify themselves for your benefit. You must be looking for an argument. Jordan85, you're a dick.
     
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