Drambuie!!

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  1. eddyabs

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    I love this joke, it's great if you can adopt that deep south black mama accent and tell it....

    'Three Black Mamas sittin in the bar in the deep south...knockin back dem jd's and talking about their husbands..

    First blk mama....'welll, dey calls me husban horse! cos he's hung liiike a HORSE!'

    Second blk mama....'WELL! Dey calls me husbin terrraain...cos he GOOOESS like a TRRAIN!

    Third blk mama, knocks back a triple jd, slams her glass down...'WEELLL! .....they calls my husban DRAMBUIE!!!'

    Second blk mama and first look puzzled....'WHA? deys call your husbin DRAMBUIE?!?!?! Whas dat!?!? Ain't that sum kine of fancy licker???'
     
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