Dress Left or Dress Right

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    I have always been under the impression that dressing left was accepted as the proper way. Articles I had read in the past indicated that the fly and croch of the pants are designed in such a way that dressing left would make any buldge less obvious(assuming dressing right would make it more obvious and maybe desirable by those wanting to display ther package). Recently I read a story that indicated you should always dress right. I guess my question is; "What is the proper dress."
     
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    What were the story's findings based on, fowfer? Flys' openings are down for the right hand to feed through to find and pull out the penis, therefore requiring a left hang for the organ. Check other threads for lots of opinions on this subject, buddy, since it's been discussed so much.
     
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    :shrug: can't say i've ever noticed a difference myself.
     
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    Straight down and up my ass.
     
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    :eek: how can you even move like that?
     
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    I dress right. Who wants to HIDE their bulge????????
     
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    I naturally hang to the left side in my boxers, so I wear it on the left side.
     
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    I naturally go to the left, but I found something that was kind of interesting.

    I've asked alot of people this and about 90% of the time the finding is true. It usually turns out that you hang to the opposite side of your dominant hand. It may just be a random law of averages (more right handed people, and the thing about pants being designed for hanging to the left) but it seems like a high correlation for that. I think I'm going to post a poll to see the stats on this.
     
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    I've always dressed to the left-dressing to the right just "feels" weird. Then again I've always handled myself with my left hand even though I'm a rightie. Who knows, maybe I'll start dressing to the right just for the hell of it.
     
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