Dressing on the other side

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  1. londonsteven

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    Not sure if anyone else has noticed this, but I normally "dress" on the left. I have started to dress on the right instead and i notice it makes a huge difference to how "visible" I am. Not sure why switching sides should make a huge difference but it sure does... and i think I like it! Anyone else noticed this?
     
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    I dress with the dick down the left and my balls down the right. When I've experimented in the past and reversed the sides I've found myself walking in circles.
     
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    Gangsters in the swing era used to dress in parallel to their handed-ness. The novelty usually results in a chubby.

    There's a reason Zoot Suits were baggy.
     
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    I am right-handed and "hang" my cock on the right and balls on the left. I guess I am following in the "gangster" tradition....:eek:
     
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    Hahaha.Thanks for the laugh pecker.
    In the United States, most men are right handed. The clothing manufacturers put a little more material in the crotch on the left side of pants. So, put it in the right side and it shows more. I put my penis on the left and my balls go where they may.
     
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    I dress on the right and balls on the left. It is just what feels right. I'm right handed and don't find any problem with it.

    I am also a boxer man. Occasionally I'll go without. There isn't much difference other than there is nothing to tuck my t-shirt into.
     
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    If you look at a pair of trousers, any kind of American trousers and many European, before putting them on you will observe that the crotch and fly areas are assymetrical. The fly faces right and the space to its left is (cut) fuller and is intended by the manufacturers to contain the cock and balls! Trousers have been either left or right cut since the Cod was eliminated and men have been either dressing left or right but not usually just any old way... depending on the convention under which the particular trousers were cut! There is a standard among clothing manufacturers in existence today which dictates that trousers are to be manufactured so that they fit properly when the wearer dresses left! Dressing right for a well endowed man is frought with difficulty and some discomfort.. not to mention the unsightly bulge that comes from too little trouser material attempting to cover too much cock!:smile:
     
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    hey guys - thanks for the explanation. Makes sense. Gee, hung and smart... nice!
     
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    Unless your dick is 16 " flaccid then this thread has no sense what so ever ...
     
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    WHY NOT :confused: ???????????? Always dressing left bulging basket DB9 :smile:
     
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    Hmm, from the title, I thought this what a thread about getting a good fit for the ass. :rolleyes:
     
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