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    Had a interesting question with the group of guys the other day. How do you all dress: to the left or to the right? Some thought it was kind was decided by which testicle was the smallest, another felt it was it was based on if you masterbated with your left or right hand;felt it might have tendency to go in that direction, still another said it was whichever was most comfortable and others never paid much attention. I say the most comfortable and usually to the left. What about you?
     
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    In boxer shorts it's cock left; balls right.
     
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    There have been threads that associated the side the dick hangs as being the opposite side of the hand that you write with. If so, I'm the exception to the rule. I'm right handed and like the dick to be on the right side.
     
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    My penis hangs to the left. I am right-handed, though I masturbate with my left hand. My left testicle hangs lower than my right one. :smile:
     
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    My left ball hangs lower than the right, I masturbate with either hand. Now I dress to the left, I used to dress to the right. The reason? I am always commando and I enjoy falling out of my shorts when getting out of my car. I used to live in a country that is right-hand-drive, now I live in a country that is left-hand-drive, so I had to change over the side to hang my dick.
     
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    right handed, dick on left for easier 'grab' (wear boxers) nuts of right to cut down on bulge, like you use both hands when jacking (one one nuts/ass, other on cock)
     
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    Don't know why but whole pkg has always been right side in tight pants. When in loose they flow bac and forth as needed.
     
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    Right down the middle... biggest bulge opportunity lol
     
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    Right handed, right nut hangs lower, and dick always slips down the left leg when I'm commando under my levi's.
     
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    Stroke with my left hand, dick hangs down the right pant leg.
     
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    Hangs down the right leg. Jerk it with the right hand usually. Balls hang perfectly even.
     
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    dick and balls to the right. Right ball hangs much lower than left.
    masturbate with 2 hands.
    when in the middle or left side its bulges verry much.
     
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