Driving and Masturbating

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  1. borednsf2002

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    Going to be go back and forth between Charlotte and Charleston, any ladies interested in catching a view?
     
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    Well I'm not a lady, and I'm not interested in seeing you jack off whilst piloting a several-ton machine down the road (putting everyone around you at risk for a sudden, terrible death) but you might want to post where you'll be driving here, as a public service, so we can all avoid the hell out of the area?

    :tongue:
     
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    what kind of retard does this?
     
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    I've often thought the car behind me was being driven by a wanker, but never realised I might be more accurate that I thought!
     
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    I'm guessing the same kind who drive while having oral sex.
     
  6. borednsf2002

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    Didn't realize that something like this would offend everyone so much. Guess no else has ever masturbated while driving.
     
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    I have...
     
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    I bet all these people bitching at you are entirly gilty of txting while driving yet they throw stones at you.
     
  9. MrGoodDate

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    I have. And have had some best horny thoughts then.
     
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    Seriously.

    Fucking while driving seems like a much better idea... :biggrin1:
     
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    It can be a shattering experience by all accounts.
     
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