Drunk in New York City?

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  1. got_lost

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    Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!

    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

    The results:

    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.


    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.


    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink..................


    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.


    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.


    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!


    Drink: Tequila
    No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.



    THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
    The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:


    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.


    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.


    Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.


    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.


    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.


    White Zinfandel: He's gay
     
  2. D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher

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    That was great. :smile:
     
  3. bigboy9239

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    does that mean I might get laid??
     
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