Drunk Monkeys Permeate St. Kitts

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Drunk Monkeys Permeate St. Kitts

Here it is. The moment we've all been waiting for. Alcoholic monkeys stumbling around, stealing cocktails from tourists. Hopefully they make the same poor decisions as their human counterparts, insulting coworkers and beer-goggling their way into the bed of unattractive monkeys. We can only assume their night ends with two monkeys confessing, "You know I didn't like you that much when we first met, but now...now it's like...when you picked those insects off my back...You're awesome."
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This is amusing, sad, and weird all at the same time. It's interesting that the proportions of alcoholic monkeys, moderate drinkers and teetotaler monkeys are almost exactly the same as alcoholic, moderate, and non drinking humans.